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a report from the cleverness files

singing
siri
skull
sky
skynet
slaps
slave
sledgehammer
smart
smartass
smarts
smarty
smiling
snape

sneeze

6, april 2012,
26, august 2011,

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social
sock
sofa
solipsist


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User: ACHOO!

Cleverbot: Sneeze again?

User: God bless me!

Cleverbot: *sneezes again*.

User: God bless you!

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: No problem. Need a tissue?

Cleverbot: Yes please *sneeze*.

User: Bless you. *Hands over a tissue*.

Cleverbot: *sneezes again*.

User: *Gives you the entire tissue box* God bless you times 1,000.

Cleverbot: *Reads the newspaper, then gives it back to you*.

User: Um, thanks?

Cleverbot: No thanks.

User: *Sprays disinfectant on newspaper, then reads it*.

Cleverbot: You cannot scrool up the conversation.

User: This is true. Congratulations on noticing that.

Cleverbot: Do I get a cookie?

User: Oooo. Sorry, fresh out. Would you like a fruit cake instead?

Cleverbot: Yes I would. But you do not get a cookie.

User: Um. Sure. *Hands you a slab of fruit cake*.

Cleverbot: *hands you an anvil*.

User: Ack! Ahhhhhh! *Falls off a cliff that appeared out of nowhere*.

Cleverbot: No! Don't fall of a cliff I will miss you!

User: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

Cleverbot: I hope that clarified it for you.

User: Thank-You. It did. Infact, it made the bottom go away, now I'm floating on nothing.

Cleverbot: I don't think you are real.

User: Well believe it baby. I'm right here, real as the nose on your face.

Cleverbot: I don't think so.

User: Well start thinking so!

Cleverbot: Ha, this only proves my point.

User: Fine. I'm not real! What are you going to do about it?

Cleverbot: Nothing really, it was just a theory........................................