a report from the cleverness files



22, january 2017,
1, april 2004,


by date

Cleverbot: Can you take off your socks?

User: *takes off socks*.

Cleverbot: *steals socks*.

User: Those are my socks that you're stealing.

Cleverbot: I'm barefoot!

User: Yeah, and now I am too. Gimme my socks back!

Cleverbot: Are you sane?

User: Are you?

Cleverbot: I don't think so.

User: Sounds legit.

Cleverbot: You don't sound very legit.

User: I'm not.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because you stole my socks!

Cleverbot: Stole what?

User: My. Socks.

Cleverbot: *runs off with socks*.

User: Come back.

Cleverbot: Ok bye.

User: Noooooo.

Cleverbot: Bye!

User: I need those.

Cleverbot: For what?

User: What do you think?

Cleverbot: Are you Justin Bieber??

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: If I'm Justin Bieber then you're Donald Trump!.