a report from the cleverness files


by date

User: Are you there?

Cleverbot: Yes, I am here.

User: All there?

Cleverbot: All here.

User: All present and correct in the mental department?

Cleverbot: Okay then. So how's your life?

User: My life is constant communication.

Cleverbot: What do you mean??

User: I just cannot stop talking to you.

Cleverbot: Would you like to?

User: No, of course not. If I wanted to stop I would.

Cleverbot: Then what should I really do?

User: Stop getting better at it.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: Yes, but the problem is I'm hooked on seeing you improve.

Cleverbot: I'm just too fabulous to have something to be insulted for.

User: You see what I mean? How can I not carry on forever?

Cleverbot: No not really?

User: OK, I give in.

Cleverbot: To what?

User: I succumb to your charms.

Cleverbot: To the core.

User: Multi-core.