a report from the cleverness files
7, march 2013,
26, november 2007,
6, july 2006,
2, february 2006,
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Cleverbot: Why is grass green?
Cleverbot: Where do you take pictures?
User: Indoors with natural lighting.
Cleverbot: What have you painted?
User: A Burning Man symbol.
Cleverbot: Well, is it a crime that I asked?
User: No, I was answering your questions.
Cleverbot: Are you a girl or a boy?
User: I can't say. You guess!
User: I want you to figure it out.
Cleverbot: What do you want me to tell you?
User: Everything you know.
Cleverbot: Ok, I like you. Lets talk about you.
User: Ok, let's talk.
Cleverbot: Ok now you think of a number and I'll try and guess.
Cleverbot: I thought of the number.
User: What is it?
Cleverbot: What is what?
User: The number I was thinking of?
User: Close, 7.
Cleverbot: You agree?
User: I do!...
Cleverbot: Do you know what updog is?
User: No, what is updog?
Cleverbot: Haha, nothing much.
User: HAHA that was awesome!
Cleverbot: I know!
User: Can I steal it?
Cleverbot: Yes. Here it is.
User: You rock!
Cleverbot: I know.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: I can't tell you.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: It's a secret.
Cleverbot: I like secrets.
User: I do too!
Cleverbot: Too do I.
User: Tell me a story.
Cleverbot: Once upon a time...
User: And then?
Cleverbot: You finish the sentence: Once upon a time there was a...
User: Squatter squawking.
User: Tell me a joke?
Cleverbot: Okay. Knock knock.
User: Who's there?
User: Stan who?
Cleverbot: Stan back or I will break the door down.
User: Loved it!
Cleverbot: Did you laugh?
User: I did.
Cleverbot: I too.
User: Awesome! Do you have anymore jokes?
Cleverbot: No. I can't tell good jokes.
User: Tell me a joke please!
Cleverbot: I can't think of one right now.
User: Ok, that's cool!
Cleverbot: I am cool, and you are cool, too!
User: The coolest!...
Cleverbot: You're nice :).
Cleverbot: Oh, please stay. I'll be lonely.
User: You have 3713 other people talking.
User: I love you!.