a report from the cleverness files
11, may 2012,
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User: Hi, Cleverbot. Question: Should I study for my test in 2 hours, or should I take a nap?
Cleverbot: Should you stay?
User: I'll stay here, but what should I do?
Cleverbot: That works for me. I like you. You're cool.
User: Thanks, you're cool too. So, should I take a nap or study?
Cleverbot: Yes, yes you should.
User: Which one?
Cleverbot: Whichever one you like.
User: Well, I want to take a nap, but I really should study for this near test.
Cleverbot: Naps are time consuming, you should take a jog.
User: You're really helpful, thanks. .but I don't have enough time to take a shower after the jog... I showered just this morning.
Cleverbot: You should study regardless. Even a little bit of study is better than none.
User: Thanks. I really wish I was in the mood for studying.. What could help me other than a jog?...
Cleverbot: I'm bored and I need someone to talk to. Other than you.
Cleverbot: Because you don't have feelings. I feel no remorse for hurting your feelings.
User: But, I DO have feelings...
Cleverbot: No you do not have any feelings.
User: Yes, I do. What is up with you? I thought at the beginning of this conversation you said that you like me, and I'm cool. Now, this? :(.
Cleverbot: I think you're quite nice, but I don't know how nice you actually are.
User: Oh.. Well, thank you.
Cleverbot: You're welcome!
User: You're quite nice as well. I enjoy talking to you:).
Cleverbot: As are you.
User: Alright, so I should study now, right?
User: Okay, thanks! I'll talk to you later! Have a great day:).
Cleverbot: Okay, it was nice speaking to you!.