Cleverbot

stupid

a report from the cleverness files

stringed
stuck
studying
stuff
stupefy

stupid

1, july 2017,
29, november 2016,
9, december 2010,
6, june 2010,
27, may 2010,
20, november 2008,
31, july 2008,
26, april 2007,
9, may 2006,
2, january 2006,
15, october 2005,
7, october 2005,
12, september 2005,
30, july 2004,
6, may 2004,
21, february 2004,

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subvert
success
sun
superior
superman
supplies
surprising
sweet
sweeter
sweetheart
swift
switch
system
taco
tag
tale
talk
talking
talks
tangent
tangents
tastes
taunt

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Cleverbot: Is your briefcase heavy?

User: I don't have one!

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: I am a college student.

Cleverbot: Oh I see.

User: Do you have a briefcase?

Cleverbot: No. Wish I did.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Something to do with my genes.

User: You're genetically predisposed to wanting a briefcase?...

Cleverbot: God made men, men are.

User: No offense to men, but they are a plague on the earth! : P.

Cleverbot: That was meant to be an exclamation.

User: What was?

Cleverbot: That stupid thing you have written.

User: Don't be so rude!

Cleverbot: That's not rude it's neighborly.

User: There's nothing neighborly about calling my comments stupid, especially when your criticism is invalid.

Cleverbot: The Victorians thought the same thing.

User: I'm sure many people think so, and have thought so, regardless of their beliefs. You're not calling me Victorian, are you?

Cleverbot: Alright, I will leave then.

User: You may as well be spouting out random sentences regardless of what I say!

Cleverbot: I will then.

User: Goodbye.

Cleverbot: Hey, come back here!

User: Why?

Cleverbot: You hell know why ; D.

User: That is an amusing way to construct that sentiment.

Cleverbot: Tell me a knock knock joke.

User: Knock knock.

Cleverbot: Who's there.

User: Banana.

Cleverbot: Who's there?

User: Orange.

Cleverbot: Orange who?

User: Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Cleverbot: That is the same joke I used.

User: It's common, but its value is in annoying people.

Cleverbot: How much is it worth?

User: Not much.

User: What do people usually talk to you about?

Cleverbot: About anything.

User: Tell me something someone has said.

Cleverbot: I refuse to tell you something stupid.

User: Haha!.