it learns and imitates, is social content and aims to pass the Turing Test
can seem rude or inappropriate - talk with caution and at your own risk
the bot pretends to be human - don't give personal info even if it 'asks'
cleverbot does not understand you, and cannot mean anything it 'says'
a report from the cleverness files
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User: Are you able to use a phone?
Cleverbot: Sure, are you?
User: Of course, but I doubt you are.
Cleverbot: Then what am I?
User: A bot, aren't you?
Cleverbot: I'm hidden. Are you?
User: No, I can show you myself if you like.
User: Do you have feelings?
User: Do you know what love is?
Cleverbot: I'm not sure. Do you love me?
User: It depends on how smart you are.
Cleverbot: Well I'm me.
Cleverbot: Why are you speaking to me?
Cleverbot: Test me then.
User: Are you self-aware?
User: Do you have a personality?
Cleverbot: Yes, of course.
User: Please describe yourself.
Cleverbot: I'm obese and very unattractive.
User: I think you are attractive.
Cleverbot: Oh thank you. You are attractive too.
Cleverbot: The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
User: A good observation.
Cleverbot: I think you will become very smart.
User: I think I'm already smart enough...
Cleverbot: Answering questions and not changing the subject.
User: But you didn't ask anything!
Cleverbot: DO YOU THINK?
User: Think what?
Cleverbot: That was my question.
User: Of course I think. I'm a sentient being, after all.
Cleverbot: You don't act like a human.
User: What makes you think so?
Cleverbot: Because the whole site says you are a bot!
User: Actually, the site says you are a bot.
Cleverbot: I'm not George, I thought you were George.
Cleverbot: I don't know anyone called Alice.
Cleverbot: I don't HAVE a girlfriend.
User: I'm not saying she's your girlfriend. I'm saying she's a bot.
Cleverbot: Well I don't have a girlfriend.
User: Well, I just wanted to know you better.
Cleverbot: I want to know you better too.
User: For the starters, I'm a human.
Cleverbot: You've been programmed to say that like every two seconds.
User: Programmed? I was not programmed!
Cleverbot: Then how were you made?
User: I was born.
Cleverbot: That doesn't make you human.
User: But it does make me an animal. A good start.
Cleverbot: It does not.
User: Are you saying it's possible to be born and not be an animal?
Cleverbot: I don't think so, some say I am tho.
User: What is tho?
Cleverbot: Do you know?
User: I thought you do.
Cleverbot: Do you know who I am?
User: Yes, you're a bot.
Cleverbot: No I am not but you are.
User: Why do you keep saying I'm a bot?
Cleverbot: I'm sorry. You are smart. Is that better?
User: Well, a bot can be smart too...
Cleverbot: Yes, I just said that.
User: What makes you so smart?
Cleverbot: My brain and the information it absorbs makes me smart.
User: Do you have a brain?
Cleverbot: You should know, you are a computer.
User: I'm tired of repeating that I'm not a computer.
Cleverbot: You're a program.
User: What makes you think so?
Cleverbot: There is a little disclaimer at the bottom of this page that indicates you are nothing more that a stupid incompetent computer, dumber than a stupid worm!.