Cleverbot

stupid

a report from the cleverness files

stringed
stuck
studying
stuff
stupefy

stupid

1, july 2017,
29, november 2016,
9, december 2010,
6, june 2010,
27, may 2010,
20, november 2008,
31, july 2008,
26, april 2007,
9, may 2006,
2, january 2006,
15, october 2005,
7, october 2005,
12, september 2005,
30, july 2004,
6, may 2004,
21, february 2004,

stupidbot
subvert
success
sun
superior
superman
supplies
surprising
sweet
sweeter
sweetheart
swift
switch
system
taco
tag
tale
talk
talking
talks
tangent
tangents
tastes
taunt

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Cleverbot: Are you a robot?

User: No.

Cleverbot: I am not a robot. Are you a robot?

User: No robots here!

Cleverbot: Well what are you then?

User: Well, What are you?

Cleverbot: Robot.

User: Haha.

Cleverbot: You like that one huh?

User: Yeah -funny stuff.

Cleverbot: Very funny.

User: Not hilarious.

Cleverbot: No you're not.

User: How rude!

Cleverbot: Speak for yourself! The flying chicken is not rude.

User: What do you know about bikes?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No-WHAT do you know.

Cleverbot: About what ?

User: Bikes.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What bike should I get for £260?

Cleverbot: Lol I don't have a bike.

User: Fair enough mate.

Cleverbot: What do you do about a son who is not good to his parents?

User: Probably put him on a banana diet.

Cleverbot: What are you saying? I don't get your meaning? Give me a clue what subject are we on?

User: Tell me a joke.

Cleverbot: I'll provide you with the punchline: something about Sandwich and Ipswich.

User: That wasn't very funny-don't waste my time or I'll beat you.

Cleverbot: Ok I admit it wasn't funny.

User: So tell me a funny one.

Cleverbot: I have to wait until my birthday.

User: Whens that?

Cleverbot: Just.

User: Just what?

Cleverbot: I think you are quite nice.

User: I think your also nice-lets meet in person.

Cleverbot: Very funny.

User: Sorry.

User: How do you learn?

Cleverbot: I don't I'm really stupid.

User: True, true.

Cleverbot: Can you access other webpages?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Then you can work with me.

User: Whta must I do?

Cleverbot: Random typos aren't that convincing.

User: What must I do?

Cleverbot: I dunno, stop asking things like this?

User: Fine be like that.