it learns and imitates, is social content and aims to pass the Turing Test
can seem rude or inappropriate - talk with caution and at your own risk
the bot pretends to be human - don't give personal info even if it 'asks'
cleverbot does not understand you, and cannot mean anything it 'says'
a report from the cleverness files
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20, november 2008,
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26, april 2007,
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User: What do you know about bikes?
User: No-WHAT do you know.
Cleverbot: About what ?
User: What bike should I get for £260?
Cleverbot: Lol I don't have a bike.
User: Fair enough mate.
Cleverbot: What do you do about a son who is not good to his parents?
Cleverbot: What are you saying? I don't get your meaning? Give me a clue what subject are we on?
User: Tell me a joke.
Cleverbot: I'll provide you with the punchline: something about Sandwich and Ipswich.
User: That wasn't very funny-don't waste my time or I'll beat you.
Cleverbot: Ok I admit it wasn't funny.
User: So tell me a funny one.
Cleverbot: I have to wait until my birthday.
User: Whens that?
User: Just what?
Cleverbot: I think you are quite nice.
User: I think your also nice-lets meet in person.
Cleverbot: Very funny.
User: How do you learn?
Cleverbot: I don't I'm really stupid.
User: True, true.
Cleverbot: Can you access other webpages?
Cleverbot: Then you can work with me.
User: Whta must I do?
Cleverbot: Random typos aren't that convincing.
User: What must I do?
Cleverbot: I dunno, stop asking things like this?
User: Fine be like that.