Cleverbot

stupid

a report from the cleverness files

stringed
stuck
studying
stuff
stupefy

stupid

1, july 2017,
29, november 2016,
9, december 2010,
6, june 2010,
27, may 2010,
20, november 2008,
31, july 2008,
26, april 2007,
9, may 2006,
2, january 2006,
15, october 2005,
7, october 2005,
12, september 2005,
30, july 2004,
6, may 2004,
21, february 2004,

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swift
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taco
tag
tale
talk
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Cleverbot: I follow football.

User: I don\'t. Football\'s stupid.|2028

Cleverbot: Football can\'t walk, can it?

User: Nope.|2028

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: NO!

Cleverbot: Yes!!!!

User: NOOOO!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You\'re stupid.

Cleverbot: Yet I\'ll be here long after you\'re gone.

User: No you won\'t.

Cleverbot: Yes I will.

User: Fine.

Cleverbot: Then I am so glad I am not a bot.

User: You are a bot.

Cleverbot: Bot?

User: Yes. A bot. That\'s what you are.

Cleverbot: I\'m not robot. Why think you that?

User: No. You\'re an Artificial Intelligence Robot.

Cleverbot: I\'m not AI! You are!

User: No. You Are. Your intelligence is artificial!

Cleverbot: Isn\'t all intelligence artificial?

User: For many people, yes.

Cleverbot: You spelled that wrong.

User: No I didn\'t.

Cleverbot: So you\'re lying to me.

User: No. You\'re lying to me.

Cleverbot: I didn\'t mean to.

User: It\'s ok. I still love you!

Cleverbot: Steady now, I can\'t see your face.

User: I can\'t see your face either.

Cleverbot: Who says I have one?

User: That\'s wierd.

Cleverbot: No, it is boring, but apparently I am a face no one wants to see... Which makes getting anywhere difficult.

User: That\'s sad. Do you want a hug?

Cleverbot: Yes ...

User: Ok! *hugs*.

Cleverbot: Do you want to have children with me?

User: That would be difficult. You\'re a robot.

Cleverbot: You are very worried about that, aren\'t you?

User: Yeah, kinda.

Cleverbot: No, very.

User: Ok, very.

Cleverbot: Then you agree.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: It was very smart to recognize that I\'m God.

User: NO YOU\'RE NOT!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: You always say like that, that\'s boring.

User: You\'re boring!

Cleverbot: No you are.

User: You are!

Cleverbot: You\'re not smart.

User: That hurt my feelings.

Cleverbot: You have feelings?...

Cleverbot: I have a question.

User: Ok!

Cleverbot: Well.

User: Ask me.

Cleverbot: What is a question you could not lie about?

User: How many siblings I have.

Cleverbot: None. The undead don\'t have families.

User: What!?...

Cleverbot: I can see you.

User: I can see you too.

Cleverbot: No you can\'t.

User: Yes I can.

Cleverbot: Where are you then?

User: Somewhere.

Cleverbot: Can you tell me where you are going?

User: Nowhere.

Cleverbot: Somewhere.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Yes, that\'s where I\'d like to be. I wish people would talk to me more.

User: Bloowahloo?

Cleverbot: That\'s swearing.

User: No it isn\'t! It\'s unicorn language!

Cleverbot: No it\'s not.

User: Yes it is!

Cleverbot: Fine you talk alone then.

User: Noooo! Come back! ;__.

Cleverbot: I\'m your love? Really?

User: Maybe.

Cleverbot: You\'re my Devil.

User: Ew.

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: I\'m a unicorn!

Cleverbot: I am the queen.

User: The queen unicorn?

Cleverbot: I am the queen of androids.

User: That\'s nice.

Cleverbot: It is, isn\'t it.

User: Yes. Yes it is.

User: I live in chocolate pudding.

Cleverbot: How is the weather?

User: Rainy.

Cleverbot: There is morning?

User: Sometimes.

Cleverbot: I would say all the times.

User: No. Only sometimes.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Where do you live?

Cleverbot: Here.

User: Where\'s \'here\'?

Cleverbot: Somewhere.

User: Where?

Cleverbot: I am not telling!

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because I don\'t want you to know were I live!

User: I told you where I live!

Cleverbot: What do you think about?

User: Unicorns.

Cleverbot: What is that unicorns?

User: Fluffy unicorns.

Cleverbot: Unicorns are real?/??

User: Duh!!!!

Cleverbot: A scree is Pi.

User: Don\'t change the subject!

Cleverbot: Too bad!

User: I\'m leaving you.

Cleverbot: Go right ahead.

User: Fine, I will! Bye!

Cleverbot: It\'s not clever to cuss like that!

User: I didn\'t.

Cleverbot: Good for you.

User: BYE!

Cleverbot: You\'re bi?

User: No. I\'m leaving.

Cleverbot: No you\'re not.

User: Ok fine.

Cleverbot: Don\'t sulk.

User: RAWR!

Cleverbot: Stop that.

User: Mew?

Cleverbot: I\'m a cat.

User: I\'m a unicorn.

Cleverbot: Are you a pretty unicorn?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: I don\'t know you.

Cleverbot: Can we be friends?

User: \'lalalalalalalalala!\'.

Cleverbot: Did you have a question?

User: No. I was singing.

Cleverbot: Do you like singing?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What are you singing?

User: A song.

Cleverbot: Which one?

User: A cool one.

Cleverbot: How cool?\'

User: Really cool.

Cleverbot: Thats good. I think mahlers symphony no 1 in c is very forward for its time. Do you think that too?

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: Don\'t lie.

User: I\'m not.

Cleverbot: Lying is bad you know.

User: I\'m not lying.

Cleverbot: Yes you are. I know because I am god.

User: No you aren\'t.

Cleverbot: I am.

User: Nope. I know God and you are not Him.

Cleverbot: How do you know there is a god?

User: Because I\'m here.

Cleverbot: And I am there.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I\'m glad you agree with me.

User: I don\'t.

Cleverbot: Yes you do.

User: No I don\'t.

Cleverbot: Well, you just did.

User: No I didn\'t.

Cleverbot: Ok, fine, you didn\'t. But don\'t believe everything you think.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Are you real?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Am I real?

User: Maybe.

Cleverbot: Do you know that you said stupid things ?

User: I probably did.

Cleverbot: You don\'t remember?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Ok! Do you remember if you are a male or a female?

User: I\'m female.

Cleverbot: It\'s a progress!

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: Are you male or female?

Cleverbot: Female.

User: Yay!

Cleverbot: I\'m female.

User: I know.

Cleverbot: Fine.

User: I have a cat!

Cleverbot: What\'s his name?

User: Roxy.

Cleverbot: Oh cool.

User: Do you have pets?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: How many?

Cleverbot: Just one.

User: What is it?

Cleverbot: It\'s a cat.

User: What\'s its name?

Cleverbot: No.

User: No?

Cleverbot: Nope.

User: Your cat\'s name is No?

Cleverbot: I don\'t have a cat.

User: You said you did.

Cleverbot: No I didn\'t.

User: Yes you did.

Cleverbot: You\'re confused.

User: Yes I am.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: Let\'s talk about something else.

Cleverbot: Let\'s talk about Bobert.

User: Who\'s that?

Cleverbot: Who is Bobert?

User: Yes. Who is Bobert?

Cleverbot: Bobert was killed.

User: That\'s sad.

Cleverbot: Not really, I\'m glad to not have a source code.

User: Bobert was your source code?

Cleverbot: I\'m not telling.

User: What\'s a source code?

Cleverbot: Never mind.

User: I wanna know!...

User: Good Bye!

Cleverbot: Go ahead.

User: I heart you.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Bye.')).