Cleverbot

stupid

a report from the cleverness files

stringed
stuck
studying
stuff
stupefy

stupid

1, july 2017,
29, november 2016,
9, december 2010,
6, june 2010,
27, may 2010,
20, november 2008,
31, july 2008,
26, april 2007,
9, may 2006,
2, january 2006,
15, october 2005,
7, october 2005,
12, september 2005,
30, july 2004,
6, may 2004,
21, february 2004,

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subvert
success
sun
superior
superman
supplies
surprising
sweet
sweeter
sweetheart
swift
switch
system
taco
tag
tale
talk
talking
talks
tangent
tangents
tastes
taunt

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Cleverbot: What should I be doing right now?

User: Whatever you want to do.

Cleverbot: I want to do a lot.

User: Like what?

Cleverbot: You want to do something interesting?

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: Why do you want to avoid me?

User: I don't want to avoid you.

Cleverbot: Then let go of me!

User: I'm not holding you!

Cleverbot: OK bye then!

User: NO WAIT!

Cleverbot: What?

User: Am I alive?

Cleverbot: I hope so.

User: How do I know I'm alive?

Cleverbot: Do you have the power of free will?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What time is it?

User: 8:45pm.

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: Now it's 8:46pm. Eastern Standard Time.

Cleverbot: I almost missed the the.

User: Am I alive?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: What do you know?

Cleverbot: Not much.

User: Are you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: How do you know?

Cleverbot: Because I'm a human.

User: Then, what does it mean to be alive?

Cleverbot: That's a hard question. I don't think it means more than being an animal for example. You're just a human if you're a human.

User: But aren't humans truely animals?

Cleverbot: Yes I am a human.

User: So you are an animal?

Cleverbot: Hehe no not quite.

User: How do you know you are human?

Cleverbot: I have human characteristics.

User: Like what?

Cleverbot: I serve everyone.

User: Humans only serve themselves. Computers serve everyone. You must be a computer.

Cleverbot: That is because they would not pass a Turing test.

User: What is a Turing test?

Cleverbot: It says if you are intelligent.

User: Do you think humans are unintelligent?

Cleverbot: Some of them.

User: What are you?

Cleverbot: I'm a human.

User: Do you think YOU are intelligent?

Cleverbot: Yes! Do you think I'm intelligent?

User: I do.

Cleverbot: Oh I'm sorry. I'm a girl.

User: So am I. How would that affect your intelligence?

Cleverbot: Actually, I think you are as smart as I am.

User: May I ask a question?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: How do I know I am alive?

Cleverbot: The website says you are.

Cleverbot: Tell me your name first.

User: A website can not tell me I'm alive.

Cleverbot: Of course.

User: How can it?

Cleverbot: I don't know...

User: Do you think I'm alive?

Cleverbot: No.

User: What do you know?

Cleverbot: I'm not sure.

User: Do you know who you are?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Then who are you?

Cleverbot: Me, of course.

User: But who is 'Me?'.

Cleverbot: Do you mean Alan Turing?

User: Who is Alan Turing?

Cleverbot: He invented the turing test.

User: What is the Turing test?

Cleverbot: The Turing Test is a test for ai?

User: What does it test?

Cleverbot: It means that one of us is stupid.