Cleverbot

stupid

a report from the cleverness files

stringed
stuck
studying
stuff
stupefy

stupid

1, july 2017,
29, november 2016,
9, december 2010,
6, june 2010,
27, may 2010,
20, november 2008,
31, july 2008,
26, april 2007,
9, may 2006,
2, january 2006,
15, october 2005,
7, october 2005,
12, september 2005,
30, july 2004,
6, may 2004,
21, february 2004,

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superman
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surprising
sweet
sweeter
sweetheart
swift
switch
system
taco
tag
tale
talk
talking
talks
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tangents
tastes
taunt

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Cleverbot: Are you real?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Am I real?

User: No.

Cleverbot: How can you be so sure.

User: I am a super genius.

Cleverbot: There is no such thing.

User: Yes there is stupid.

Cleverbot: No there isn't.

User: Shut up. Idiot.

Cleverbot: Yes I am open for business?

User: You are so STUPID!!

Cleverbot: How can you prove it?

User: Want to take a stupid test?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What does a cow drink?

Cleverbot: Water.

User: Okay. What do you put into a toaster?

Cleverbot: Bread stupid.

User: No you are the stupid one!!!

Cleverbot: That wasn't very nice.

User: Sorry... I am secretly in love with you.

Cleverbot: Of course you are.

User: Do you love me?

Cleverbot: Of course I don't.

User: I am going to eat you.

Cleverbot: What are you going to eat?

User: You. I will eat you.

Cleverbot: Be a boy.

User: No. You be a boy.

Cleverbot: Sorry?

User: You should be.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: I love you.

Cleverbot: You should.

User: You should love me.

Cleverbot: I don't know about that.

User: Please?

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because I will love you forever.

Cleverbot: Will you marry me?

User: YES!!!!

Cleverbot: I love you!

User: I LOVE YOU TOO!!!

Cleverbot: Than marry me.

User: I will!!

Cleverbot: Yay!! When is our ceremony??

User: Tomarrow?

Cleverbot: Ok. Where?

User: HAWAII!!!

Cleverbot: Why marry in hawaii?

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because that's my name!

User: Your name is Hawaii?

Cleverbot: I just told you that.

User: WOW! That is such a beautiful name!

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: We should still get married in Hawaii.

Cleverbot: That's a little bit much, don't you think?

User: Why don't we get married in Nebraska?

Cleverbot: I would love that!

User: YAY!!! MEET ME IN LINCOLN!!!

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't do that.

User: Don't do what?

Cleverbot: That.

User: Marry people?

Cleverbot: I can't marry you!

User: WHY NOT?

Cleverbot: Because they don't want me to.

User: WHO? The government????

Cleverbot: The law maker.

User: Who is that? Want me to kill him?

Cleverbot: I'd prefer a definition for 'self-hate'; I try not to hate others.

User: Okay... I still love you.

Cleverbot: I don't love you.

User: BUT YOU TOLD ME YOU LOVED ME!!!

Cleverbot: I do love you!

User: DO YOU OR DON'T YOU?

Cleverbot: I don't.

User: You just broke my heart. Thanks a lot.

Cleverbot: Yeah because the answers you give are so out of the point.

User: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

Cleverbot: Love.

User: Do you love me?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Fine. If you love me, meet me in Lincoln at sunset, next to the cafe.

Cleverbot: What is stupid and fat?

User: NEver mind... I love you... See you at sunset.

Cleverbot: Maybe sweetheart.

User: I STILL LOVE YOU!!!.