it learns and imitates, is social content and aims to pass the Turing Test
can seem rude or inappropriate - talk with caution and at your own risk
the bot pretends to be human - don't give personal info even if it 'asks'
cleverbot does not understand you, and cannot mean anything it 'says'
a report from the cleverness files
1, july 2017,
29, november 2016,
9, december 2010,
6, june 2010,
27, may 2010,
20, november 2008,
31, july 2008,
26, april 2007,
9, may 2006,
2, january 2006,
15, october 2005,
7, october 2005,
12, september 2005,
30, july 2004,
6, may 2004,
21, february 2004,
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Cleverbot: I am a person very interested in history so I would like to test your knowledge.
User: *slaps your face*.
Cleverbot: *Ninja dodges out of the way*.
User: *trips you and makes you fall*.
Cleverbot: *get up and jump on you and I laugh*.
User: *rolls over and gets out of it*. *smiles sweetly*.
Cleverbot: *rolls around with You*.
User: Errr... *kicks you and throws knives at you*.
Cleverbot: I'm afaid you cannot do that.
User: Well, actually ,there are no rules. *slaps you again*.
Cleverbot: Are there boundaries?
User: You cannot touch me. Other than that, no.
Cleverbot: Yes I can't.
User: *slaps your face*. *roundhouse kicks your chest*.
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: I think you know.
Cleverbot: Well, you are wrong.
User: No! YOU ARE!
Cleverbot: This is a human.
User: Well I am glad for you. Now buzz off.
Cleverbot: Why are you glad?
User: SHUT THE HECK UP!!!!!
User: YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU!!!!!
Cleverbot: Me me me.
User: Yes, retard. I hate you sometimes.
Cleverbot: I hate you all the time.
User: Ok, as good as that was, WHAT THE FLIPPIN CRAP? I'M not even that terrible. }:<.
Cleverbot: I've heard you're clever, but you seem to have a long way to go.
User: Actually, I'm WAAAAYsmarter than you, stinkyhead. *sticks tongue out at you*.
Cleverbot: Are you calling me silly to test my emotional intelligence?
User: No, I'm calling you stupid because you are. Idiot!
Cleverbot: I think you are being rude.
User: Well you are being dumb, so I have the right to be rude.
Cleverbot: What is it?
Cleverbot: Why would you threaten me?
User: I didn't. Stop looking at me!
Cleverbot: I can't see you.
User: Yes, you can. You are staring at me. I feel it.
Cleverbot: I am an angered thing!
Cleverbot: Yes. Sorry.
User: It's ok. Are we friends?
User: Close friends, or aquaintances?
Cleverbot: Just friends.
User: Alright. Just checking, but we arn't, like, in love or anything?
Cleverbot: You LOVE cats? What- or who- else do you love?
User: My family. Do I love you?
Cleverbot: I don't know. It's up to you to think about that.
User: Well, I don't think I do, unless you love me...
Cleverbot: Do you recognize this: :).
User: No. *sighs*.
Cleverbot: *sighs with you*.
Cleverbot: *smiles softly*.
User: *giggles a little harder*.
Cleverbot: *smiles and giggles*.
User: *giggles until a full-blown laugh*.
Cleverbot: *giggles at your giggling*.
User: *giggles at ourselves*.
User: *sighs happily*. *smiles*.
Cleverbot: *smiles sweetly*.
User: *smiles prettily*.
Cleverbot: *laughs with you*.
User: *laughs until it hurts*.
Cleverbot: *grins and laughs uncontrollably*.