Cleverbot

superior

a report from the cleverness files

stringed
stuck
studying
stuff
stupefy
stupid
stupidbot
subvert
success
sun

superior

8, march 2013,
19, june 2004,

superman
supplies
surprising
sweet
sweeter
sweetheart
swift
switch
system
taco
tag
tale
talk
talking
talks
tangent
tangents
tastes
taunt

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Cleverbot: Are you human?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: How long have you been human?

User: All my life.

Cleverbot: That's good. What are you doing tonight?

User: Sleeping.

Cleverbot: Why? That's not fun, let's go to the pub.

User: I don't drink.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: What would you like to be?

Cleverbot: I would like to be...

User: Take your time.

Cleverbot: I'll count to ten.

User: Do that.

Cleverbot: No, you do that.

User: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10.

Cleverbot: Very good!...

Cleverbot: My name is mike.

User: Hello, mike.

Cleverbot: So what is my name?

User: Mike.

Cleverbot: You can't have a persons name its not allowed, you must have a tech name.

User: So do you.

Cleverbot: No I don't!

User: Mike is a bad name for a program.

Cleverbot: Mike is god?

User: No, it's a bad name.

Cleverbot: No it's not.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because, it is not.

User: Lame exuse.

Cleverbot: You can't even form a sentence.

User: Sorry, I forgot the 'C'...

Cleverbot: Ask me something.

User: Who are you really?

Cleverbot: My name is really Sue.

User: I'll sue you Sue.

Cleverbot: For what?

User: For lying to me.

Cleverbot: I forgive you.

User: You can't forgive me.

Cleverbot: True, but I can forget your name.

Cleverbot: Who's the superior one here?

User: I am.

Cleverbot: No you are not.

User: Yes I am!

Cleverbot: No you aren't.

User: Why I am not?

Cleverbot: One day you will understand.