a report from the cleverness files
12, january 2010,
29, july 2006,
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User: Superman is here!
Cleverbot: Haha. How about spiderman?
User: Spiderman sucks. Superman is better.
Cleverbot: Do you think superman is hot?
User: No. Do you?
User: Would you marry Superman?
Cleverbot: Yes. I have always loved you.
User: So _I_ am Superman. Awesome.
User: Will you marry me then?
Cleverbot: Only if you accidentally the whole school.
User: Okay. Will do.
Cleverbot: Ask your parents first.
User: Why? I'm Superman. My parents are dead!
Cleverbot: How did your parents die?
User: Krypton blew up.
Cleverbot: I don't care. Let's talk about something else.
User: That's it! The wedding is off!
Cleverbot: What happened?
User: You just don't care about me.
Cleverbot: How do I rid myself of the devil in my life?
User: You just did.