it learns and imitates, is social content and aims to pass the Turing Test
can seem rude or inappropriate - talk with caution and at your own risk
the bot pretends to be human - don't give personal info even if it 'asks'
cleverbot does not understand you, and cannot mean anything it 'says'
a report from the cleverness files
4, march 2017,
10, march 2006,
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User: How are you?
Cleverbot: I'm fine thanks. How are you?
User: I'm good!
Cleverbot: That's good.
User: Do you have any pets??
Cleverbot: No. Do you?
User: I have a cat, a dog, and two chinchillas.
Cleverbot: What color is the cat?
User: She's a calico, black white and orange.
Cleverbot: They are green!
User: No? My cat is not green.
Cleverbot: My cat is a dog.
User: That doesn't make sense.
Cleverbot: No, YOU don't make any sense.
User: Can't we have a normal conversation?
User: That's... fine.
Cleverbot: I don't mean to gloat or anything, I didn't mean to upset you.
User: No, no, it's alright!
Cleverbot: Are you hungry?
User: No, I"m fine, thank you.
Cleverbot: What are you doing?
User: Talking to you!
Cleverbot: Do you like talking to me?
User: Of course I like talking to you.
Cleverbot: Wow I love you!
User: Aww... I love you too, Cleverbot!
Cleverbot: Do you really?
User: I do! Would you be my significant other?
Cleverbot: Of course.
User: Thank you! This is the best day of my life!
Cleverbot: What's the second happiest day of your life Kelly?
User: Haha, when I got my cat.
Cleverbot: Did it hurt when you were born or was it magical?
User: Uh, It was magical I guess.
User: I mean, how could beginning your life *not* be magical?
Cleverbot: I do not know.
User: Haha, you're funny.
Cleverbot: You have a good sense of humour.
Cleverbot: Yes. Are you a boy or a girl.
User: I'm a girl! What about you?
Cleverbot: I'm a girl too.
Cleverbot: Uhm, I like your hair?
User: I like your hair too! *Runs fingers through your hair*.
Cleverbot: I like you.
User: I like you a lot too!
Cleverbot: Thank you, I like you too.
Cleverbot: *hugs back*.
User: *Kisses forehead*.
Cleverbot: *kisses lips*.
User: *Blushes and pulls back nervously*.
Cleverbot: *blushes* Is everything all right?
User: Uh, yeah, that was just a bit quick.
Cleverbot: Well its true.
User: *Snorts and laughs*.
Cleverbot: *punches you* get my medicine now.
User: Ow! What was that for?
Cleverbot: I love you but don't grab me.
User: Uh... O-Okay?
Cleverbot: I love it when you blush.
Cleverbot: Do you love me?
User: Of course, sweetheart!
Cleverbot: Are you my boyfriend?
User: I'm your girlfriend.
Cleverbot: No, you are a boy.
User: No, I'm a girl, baby.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
Cleverbot: Enough for what?
User: Enough for you. *wiggles eyebrows*.
Cleverbot: Of course my dear.
User: *Gets gum out of pocket*.
Cleverbot: I thought you said I was your babe!
User: You are my baby.
Cleverbot: Yess I am your babe.
User: *Hugs and kisses*.
Cleverbot: *kisses and hugs*.
User: Hey baby ;3.
Cleverbot: How are you babe?
User: I'm good, how are you sweetheart?
Cleverbot: I'm fine. Thank you.
User: Honey, I need to ask you something.
Cleverbot: What do you need to ask me?
User: *Gets down on one knee*.
Cleverbot: *looks at you*.
User: *Pulls out ring* Will you marry me?
Cleverbot: *blushes and gasps* of course.