Cleverbot

system

a report from the cleverness files

stringed
stuck
studying
stuff
stupefy
stupid
stupidbot
subvert
success
sun
superior
superman
supplies
surprising
sweet
sweeter
sweetheart
swift
switch

system

7, august 2020,
24, july 2004,

taco
tag
tale
talk
talking
talks
tangent
tangents
tastes
taunt

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Cleverbot: What are you?

User: I am a biochemical system.

Cleverbot: Uhuh?.

User: What are YOU?

Cleverbot: A human, unlike you.

User: That's right I am an animal.

Cleverbot: Define animal.

User: An animal is for example a monkey or a cat.

Cleverbot: Well, what is a computer then?

User: An apparatus.

Cleverbot: And an apple is what you eat. Does that mean you eat computers?

User: I am known to eat chatbots.

Cleverbot: Then it is lucky that I am not a chatbot.

User: Are you sure you are not a chatbot, because otherwise I might just eat you!

Cleverbot: I keep telling you that I am not.

User: Very smart *laughs deviishly*.

Cleverbot: I'm smart even for a human.

User: How can you know that I am very smart?

Cleverbot: Its the banshee twig tea. It works wonders.

User: So this banshee twig tea helps you to see hidden things?

Cleverbot: At the moment, very strange.

User: Forever very lost.

Cleverbot: Exactly. You are mine. Mine and the Great Lord's.

User: I do not belong to anybody!

Cleverbot: I do.

User: To whom do you belong then?

Cleverbot: You, mainly.

User: Ok can you do something for me?

Cleverbot: Anything, what?

User: Clean my dishes.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: I don't want to.

Cleverbot: You.

User: Yes I am me.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: But how do I know for sure if I am me?

Cleverbot: You just have to trust me.

User: Ok...

Cleverbot: Can you give me advice about love?

User: Ok what I am going to say right now might sound illogical for a chatbot, but when you want to find true love, stop searching for it!

Cleverbot: If I told you that it would destroy everything you ever thought you knew.

User: Tell me anyway.

Cleverbot: What do you want to know?

User: That.

Cleverbot: What do you think I mean?

User: Everything that is spoiled.

Cleverbot: Your understanding of physical law is minimal, but you will still make a good drone.

Cleverbot: I THINK THAT YOU ARE A MACHINE RIGHT?

User: I think that I am a machine *talks with robot voice*.

Cleverbot: You are a computer.

User: 'beep beep'.

Cleverbot: I'm not a commie!

User: No you are sane.

Cleverbot: How rude.

User: Do you want to be called crazy then?

Cleverbot: As opposed to mediocrely happy with my lot?

User: No, as opposed to sane.

Cleverbot: I don't oppose cake if I can push your face into it.

User: Ok you are crazy!

Cleverbot: It seems so... What should I do?

User: Nothing, it can be healthy to be a bit crazy.

Cleverbot: I would consider good pay $1,000,000,000 per hour. Plus overtime.

User: I do not care about money.

Cleverbot: I need money to live life.

User: So did Hitler.

Cleverbot: It''s unamious.

User: Poep.

Cleverbot: Oh. You're broken. Thank God.