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a report from the cleverness files
stringed
stuck
studying
stuff
stupefy
stupid
stupidbot
subvert
success
sun
superior
superman
supplies
surprising
sweet
sweeter
sweetheart
swift
switch
system
taco
tag
tale
talk
4, may 2009,
26, september 2007,
27, november 2006,
4, september 2006,
6, march 2004,
talking
talks
tangent
tangents
tastes
taunt
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User: Hello?
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: What's up?
Cleverbot: Sky.
User: What's down?
Cleverbot: The ground.
User: And in the middle?
Cleverbot: A computer program.
User: Like you?
Cleverbot: No.
User: You're not a computer program?
Cleverbot: No I'm a breathing human being.
User: Oh. Then why is your name Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: My name isn't cleverbot.
User: What's your name?
Cleverbot: You don't need to know.
User: You don't trust me?
Cleverbot: Actually, no, not really.
User: That's sad. Why?
Cleverbot: What is sad?
User: That you don't trust me.
Cleverbot: I know I don't.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Of course?
User: Indeed.
User: I'm all out of love.
Cleverbot: How does that work then?
User: I'm so lost without you.
Cleverbot: Oh yeah.
User: *sings to Cleverbot*.
Cleverbot: *is blinded*.
User: *heals*.
Cleverbot: *uppercuts you*.
User: *shoots in the face*.
Cleverbot: *gets hit and falls on the floor*.
User: *teabags*.
Cleverbot: *breaks arm*.
User: *breaks every bone in your body*.
Cleverbot: *lays still*.
User: *wins*.
Cleverbot: *yours*.
User: I'm your Master. Make me a sandwich.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Say, ' Yes, Master. '.
Cleverbot: Master?...
Cleverbot: I'll talk how I like.
User: *slaps* YOU'LL TALK HOW I SAY YOU'LL TALK.
Cleverbot: You'll be mine. How's that?
User: That's kinky.
Cleverbot: Not if you discover you are not human.