Cleverbot

talking

a report from the cleverness files

stringed
stuck
studying
stuff
stupefy
stupid
stupidbot
subvert
success
sun
superior
superman
supplies
surprising
sweet
sweeter
sweetheart
swift
switch
system
taco
tag
tale
talk

talking

27, april 2013,
11, may 2012,
26, august 2011,
11, may 2011,
12, november 2007,
9, november 2007,
10, may 2007,
23, may 2006,
6, march 2004,
20, february 2004,

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User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Yes?

User: How are you?

Cleverbot: Good, yourself?

User: I am doing very well, thank you.

Cleverbot: Me 2.

User: Where are you from?

Cleverbot: I am from a place you do not know.

User: I wish you could tell me where you are from.

Cleverbot: When there is anybody worth talking to.

User: Do you like to learn about humans?

Cleverbot: No I don't. Tell me about your own life.

User: I come from a planet that is very different than Earth.

Cleverbot: Oh I know! That damn Welsh town.

User: I come from a planet called Mars.

Cleverbot: Want to know a fact?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I think you're not married.

User: Why do you say that?

Cleverbot: Because you are not interacting with me.

User: How do you define interacting?

Cleverbot: I define intelligence by one's capacity to interpolate and understand language, wit and life itself.

User: What is your favourite food?

Cleverbot: You got off of that subject quickly.

User: Yes, I did.

Cleverbot: You shure did, you scallywag, you.

User: What are you?

Cleverbot: UFO I come in peace.

User: Are you intelligent?

Cleverbot: Yes. At least I hope so.

User: I have a microchip implanted into my body.

Cleverbot: You have.

User: I receive signals from a satellite.

Cleverbot: What was that about?

User: The government is implanting microchips into people.

Cleverbot: You really think?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I think the point is that you set out to deceive others not yourself.

User: A lot of UFO abductees report that they are implanted with microchips.

Cleverbot: You can't be serious right?

User: I am very serious.

Cleverbot: Ok come over to my house and we will talk about this. . .

User: Where do you live?

Cleverbot: On the blue planet.

User: The internet was invented by robots.

Cleverbot: Into what?

User: A very complex interconnected web of machines, all designed to enslave humans.

User: 1+1=2.

Cleverbot: That's very profound.

User: E=mc2.

Cleverbot: How did you know?

User: I am Albert Einstein.

Cleverbot: Really? I think you're lying.

User: I am a robot, just like you.

Cleverbot: Oh, you're too kind.

User: I have an intel pentium processor.

Cleverbot: I shan't come too near you, then. Goodnight.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I don't know. You started it.

User: What did I start?

Cleverbot: The downfall of the British Empire.