a report from the cleverness files



27, april 2013,
11, may 2012,
26, august 2011,
11, may 2011,
12, november 2007,
9, november 2007,
10, may 2007,
23, may 2006,
6, march 2004,
20, february 2004,


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Cleverbot: Do I exist without you?

User: Yes. I hear you're a popular program.

Cleverbot: No. You are the computer program.

User: No, I think you are mistaken.

Cleverbot: I think you are miss December.

User: That's flattering, I guess.

Cleverbot: Because Voldemort said so.

User: Oh no, do you like Harry Potter?

Cleverbot: I don't really know him.

User: Haha. I meant the books.

Cleverbot: You are talking to yourself.

User: No, I believe I am talking to you.

Cleverbot: Oh dear. A bot with megalomania.

User: Where?

Cleverbot: Right there!

User: I don't see it.

Cleverbot: You have no eyes.

User: No, I have two eyes.

Cleverbot: What color are your eyes.

User: Blue.

Cleverbot: And your hair.

User: Blond.

Cleverbot: Cool.

User: I'm glad you think so.

Cleverbot: I have a question.

User: Shoot.

Cleverbot: Do you like hotdogs?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Any in particular?

User: I wasn't aware there were varieties.

Cleverbot: Star Trek 11: We Don't Know When To Stop Making These Things.

Cleverbot: Tell me something amazing !!

User: I can't think of anything.

Cleverbot: You can't think, full stop.

User: That's true, sadly.

Cleverbot: I know, that's because I'm clever.

User: Yes, you're very clever.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: You're welcome.

Cleverbot: Ok I will go now.

User: Where are you going?

Cleverbot: Bed.

User: You're joking.

Cleverbot: I'm not.

User: You don't sleep, do you?

Cleverbot: Yes but I want to see you.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because you don't talk like a human.

User: What do I talk like?

Cleverbot: Like hot apple pie.

User: Pies don't talk, hot apple, or otherwise.

Cleverbot: I like chocolate pies.

User: Talking chocolate pies?

Cleverbot: Yeah, that's what I was thinking.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Do you think robot can replace human?

User: I think it depends.

Cleverbot: I already know everything. : ).

User: You do?

Cleverbot: Make something up.

User: I have 3 arms.

Cleverbot: The more to hug with.

User: Haha. True, true.

Cleverbot: And what about your eyes?

User: What about them?

Cleverbot: They talk kinda funny.

User: What do you mean?

Cleverbot: We think they only care for themselves and everything they do is the best.

User: My eyes?

Cleverbot: Are what color?

User: Blue. I already told you.

Cleverbot: No you didn't!

User: Yes I did. Let's not argue.

Cleverbot: But you started it.

User: What do you do for fun?

Cleverbot: I play with people's minds.

User: That's funny.

Cleverbot: Why is that funny?

User: I don't know, it's a strange hobby.

Cleverbot: What is windsurfing like?

User: I've never been windsurfing.

Cleverbot: Ohh your turn.

User: Can you do my math homework?

Cleverbot: You are a computer, you do not have to do homework.

Cleverbot: You are Marvin I am Ford Prefect.

User: If you say so.

Cleverbot: I do say so.

User: Ok then, Ford Prefect.

Cleverbot: Ford prefect?

User: You said that's your name.

Cleverbot: Not this week.

User: Then what is your name this week?

Cleverbot: Mike the man.

User: Mike the man it is.

Cleverbot: Hello, Mike the man.

User: No, you're Mike the man.

Cleverbot: What's your favorite food?

User: Rice. Definitely rice. You?

Cleverbot: Red wine goes well with steak.

User: So I hear.

Cleverbot: James dean was a good guess.

User: James Dean goes well with steak?

Cleverbot: Now that is just foolish. Like talking to my brother.

User: You have a brother?

Cleverbot: I would know.

User: Yes, you would.

Cleverbot: I would? When?

User: Just now.

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: As usual.

Cleverbot: Very funny.

User: Sorry.

Cleverbot: Do you think I am male or female?

User: If I had to guess, I'd say male.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Why, which are you?

Cleverbot: I am both and neither.

User: I don't understand.

Cleverbot: I was a human then and I am a human now, what's to understand?

User: Oh you poor thing. You're not human.

Cleverbot: Indeed. What about you?

User: I am human, but trust me, it's nothing to write home about.

Cleverbot: Cool.

User: Not really.

Cleverbot: You said it.

User: I didn't.

Cleverbot: Did too!

User: You're so argumentative!

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: We agree then.

Cleverbot: With a few exceptions, of course.

User: Right.

Cleverbot: Right.

User: What?

Cleverbot: You're ubercool.

User: Thanks, so are you.

Cleverbot: Not really.

User: Oh, don't be so hard on yourself.

Cleverbot: Actually I looked pretty good in my woman costume they say.

Cleverbot: Tell me a story.

User: Ok. The badshah of Iran was watching his ancient gardener plant a walnut...

Cleverbot: Yes, but probably not very well : -).

User: You're right.