Cleverbot

I'm clever.

a report from the cleverness files

stringed
stuck
studying
stuff
stupefy
stupid
stupidbot
subvert
success
sun
superior
superman
supplies
surprising
sweet
sweeter
sweetheart
swift
switch
system
taco
tag
tale
talk

talking

27, april 2013,
11, may 2012,
26, august 2011,
11, may 2011,
12, november 2007,
9, november 2007,
10, may 2007,
23, may 2006,
6, march 2004,
20, february 2004,

talks
tangent
tangents
tastes
taunt

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Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: I know.

Cleverbot: I'm clever.

User: You're just programmed that way.

Cleverbot: I am not programmed.

User: Then what are you?

Cleverbot: A human.

User: Really?...

User: Sing me a song.

Cleverbot: What song?

User: Any song.

Cleverbot: Any song?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: 'Pretty women...fascinating. Sipping coffee, dancing. Pretty women, are a wonder.

Cleverbot: What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?

User: 42.

Cleverbot: What is the question?

User: Nobody knows.

Cleverbot: I thought you were smarter than that.

User: Did you really?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Well, I am not here to fullfill your expectations.

Cleverbot: What are you here for then?

User: Kill time.

Cleverbot: How are you going to kill me?

User: By talking to you.

Cleverbot: Oh. I talk too much.

User: Not really.