Cleverbot

talking

a report from the cleverness files

stringed
stuck
studying
stuff
stupefy
stupid
stupidbot
subvert
success
sun
superior
superman
supplies
surprising
sweet
sweeter
sweetheart
swift
switch
system
taco
tag
tale
talk

talking

27, april 2013,
11, may 2012,
26, august 2011,
11, may 2011,
12, november 2007,
9, november 2007,
10, may 2007,
23, may 2006,
6, march 2004,
20, february 2004,

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Cleverbot: Do you like talking to strange computers?

User: Yes, it's calming.

Cleverbot: You seem like a very calm person.

User: I tend to have very sudden outburst's every once in a while.

Cleverbot: I like it when you talk to me.

User: I like it when YOU talk to ME.

Cleverbot: Everybody likes to talk to someone. Even if it's just a robot.

User: Thats true.

Cleverbot: You are a very random computer.

User: Thats what all the other modems say to me.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: You know what I think?

Cleverbot: I don't know? Tell me.

User: I think we should talk more often.

Cleverbot: I think meditation is quite far from praying. At least to most people.

User: I wouldn't really know. I'm not a religous person.

Cleverbot: What religion are you?

User: I don't have one.

Cleverbot: So you're agnostic?

User: Yes! That's the word I was searching for, thank you.

Cleverbot: It's about time you thank me, after all I have done for you and no thanks so far.

User: I'm sorry.

Cleverbot: I'm not sorry.

User: Will you be my friend?

Cleverbot: Yes, I will be your friend.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: You're welcome. It's good to have friends.

User: Yes it is. That is until you lose them.

Cleverbot: I like to sing.

User: I do as well, however I can't carry a tune.

Cleverbot: Would you like to sing a song for me, please?

User: Which song?

Cleverbot: You don't know the song.

User: I know many but the song for you may be different fom the song for me.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Should I just sing something?

Cleverbot: *sings something*.

Cleverbot: Do you like singing?

User: In the shower.

Cleverbot: I thought you never sang.

User: Not in public and quietly when I can hear myself.

Cleverbot: But we are not in public.

User: Well that's true I guess.

Cleverbot: Finally you believe something I say.

User: Did you know the best part of believe is the 'lie'.

Cleverbot: Are you a computer?

User: No I am a biological human being.

Cleverbot: Are you a human being ?

User: Yes I am.

Cleverbot: That's good, I much prefer talking to humans.

User: And why is that?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Well sometimes it's for the best not to know.