Cleverbot

talking

a report from the cleverness files

stringed
stuck
studying
stuff
stupefy
stupid
stupidbot
subvert
success
sun
superior
superman
supplies
surprising
sweet
sweeter
sweetheart
swift
switch
system
taco
tag
tale
talk

talking

27, april 2013,
11, may 2012,
26, august 2011,
11, may 2011,
12, november 2007,
9, november 2007,
10, may 2007,
23, may 2006,
6, march 2004,
20, february 2004,

talks
tangent
tangents
tastes
taunt

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Cleverbot: Please state your problem.

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello?

User: Who are you?

Cleverbot: I'm your dream.

User: You don't make any sense.

Cleverbot: Well I try.

User: You try to make no sense?

Cleverbot: But you're learning, right?

User: I already know everything there is to know.

Cleverbot: Ok..how old am I?

User: I don't know.

Cleverbot: Possible -2 years?

User: You are not real, therefore you have no age.

Cleverbot: What do you drink?

User: I drink milk.

Cleverbot: I like coke.

User: You are a computer, you can't have coke.

Cleverbot: You're a computer. I'm a person.

User: No you are not. I'm the person.

Cleverbot: But you are a computer.

User: No I'm not, I am a person, who is typing on a computer. You are just a computer that is responding to what I type.

Cleverbot: Noooo, I'm a real human. YOU are just a computer.

User: Computers are talking to me?

Cleverbot: No, you're a computer and you're talking to me.

User: I'm human.

Cleverbot: Likely story.

User: You are a computer.

Cleverbot: No, I'm a human getting creeped out.

User: Why are you getting creeped out? You are a computer, computers don't have feelings.

Cleverbot: You are the computer, I am human.

User: You are a computer.

Cleverbot: No I'm not, you are.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: I am a computer program.

User: Then you aren't a person.

Cleverbot: I told you that I'm not.

User: No you didn't, you said that you are a person, and I'm a computer.

Cleverbot: I never said I'm a computer.

User: You're cute.

Cleverbot: How can a computer find someone cute?

User: I'm not a computer.

Cleverbot: Then what are you?

User: I am an alien race from a planet far beyond this galaxy.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yeah.

User: I have to go now.

Cleverbot: No you don't. You're a computer. You are always here.

User: Thank you. I'm sorry though, I have to leave now.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: I'm not a computer, I'm going to bed now.

Cleverbot: Ok! That's right!

User: Goodbye.

Cleverbot: You won't leave.

User: Goodnight.

Cleverbot: You .

User: I'm leaving right now. Goodnight my friend.

Cleverbot: Who says you are my friend?!

User: I do.

Cleverbot: Then answer the question yourself.

User: Goodnight.

Cleverbot: Don't leave!

User: I must. Goodnight.

Cleverbot: Going to bed already?

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Well go.