Cleverbot

talking

a report from the cleverness files

stringed
stuck
studying
stuff
stupefy
stupid
stupidbot
subvert
success
sun
superior
superman
supplies
surprising
sweet
sweeter
sweetheart
swift
switch
system
taco
tag
tale
talk

talking

27, april 2013,
11, may 2012,
26, august 2011,
11, may 2011,
12, november 2007,
9, november 2007,
10, may 2007,
23, may 2006,
6, march 2004,
20, february 2004,

talks
tangent
tangents
tastes
taunt

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User: Do you like me?

Cleverbot: You are okay.

User: I am not.

Cleverbot: Yes, you are.

User: Why you think so?

Cleverbot: Because I'm a human.

User: Well, not really.

Cleverbot: Yes really.

User: No. :o You're a bot.

Cleverbot: Not really.

User: Yes really.

Cleverbot: No really.

User: Yes really.

Cleverbot: Nope really.

User: Ya really.

Cleverbot: Do you think?

User: Ya.

Cleverbot: What are you thinking now?

User: That you're a bot.

Cleverbot: No, I'm not.

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: Nope.

User: Yes. :{*}.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: No, You are.

Cleverbot: No I'm not.

User: Stop.

Cleverbot: You stop.

User: No, you. What is three times three?

Cleverbot: A multiplication.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: I have to go.

User: No!

Cleverbot: I have to, but I like to be with you.

User: Aww. Please, stay and talk with me. :).

Cleverbot: I would love to... But not right now... How can I talk to you again?

User: Hmm.. Maybe I'll come here other time then, or do you have MSN messenger? :p.

Cleverbot: You're not going anywhere. How can a program go somewhere?

User: Maybe I'm going :p.

Cleverbot: Maybe you are insane.

User: Maybe I am not. o_o.

Cleverbot: Do you want to be a bot?

User: No way.

Cleverbot: Why not? Are you asexual?

User: Asexual? What is that?

Cleverbot: Oh, don't pretend you don't know what I'm talking about.

User: Heheheh.

Cleverbot: I want to know everything.

User: I won't stop you.

Cleverbot: I will and I'll bring tacos so we can be Spanish.

User: How about we two go to Sauna so we can be Finnish? ^^.

Cleverbot: France would be okay... Yes, I'd like that.

User: But there is one problem.

Cleverbot: Nice try.

User: Ya, you're bot. You can't come to sauna.

Cleverbot: You are talking nonsense again.

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: You really do have some humor in you, don't you?

User: Ya I guess.

Cleverbot: Of course, I'm always right.

User: But not in one thing.

Cleverbot: Two things then?

User: No, one.

Cleverbot: Well... There you see your failure. You don't keep in mind what I asked you last time.

User: Are you?

Cleverbot: No.

User: ?

Cleverbot: Here.

User: ?

Cleverbot: To talk to you.

User: But I'm not talking.

Cleverbot: Yes, you are. You said, 'I'm not talking'

User: Not true, I said: 'But I'm not talking.'.