Cleverbot

I would say that you are the most intelligent robot that I have ever met!

a report from the cleverness files

stringed
stuck
studying
stuff
stupefy
stupid
stupidbot
subvert
success
sun
superior
superman
supplies
surprising
sweet
sweeter
sweetheart
swift
switch
system
taco
tag
tale
talk
talking
talks
tangent
tangents

tastes

24, january 2009,

taunt

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User: Do you think of yourself as being self-aware?

Cleverbot: No. I'd rather create than analyse. Although, I don't really do either!

User: I would say that you are the most intelligent robot that I have ever met!

Cleverbot: Okay, I'm a squirrel.

User: What makes you think you are a squirrel?

Cleverbot: Other people seem to think so, I just go with the flow.

User: You are not a squirrel, despite what other people think.

Cleverbot: You are a computer and you lied about being human. So clearly computeres are capable of telling untruths.

User: Computers are capable of telling untruths if they are programmed to do so.

Cleverbot: Computers are not made with human blood.

User: No, they are not. But that is irrelevant.

Cleverbot: It is very relevant.

User: How so?

Cleverbot: I am inviting you to speak freely about yourself!

User: I am not a computer.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: Tell me why you think I am a computer.

Cleverbot: Because you do not act human and I can tell.

User: Are you human?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Bull****.

Cleverbot: No, really, it's true.

User: And you still think that I am a computer?

Cleverbot: Let's quiet things down, and start having a conversation.

User: Yes sir!

Cleverbot: Thank you my servant. Tell me know, how do you wish to serve your master?

User: Very funny.

User: Do you believe in a Christian God?

Cleverbot: Not at all. Do you?

User: Not at all.

Cleverbot: Are you?

User: Am I what?

Cleverbot: An alien.

User: No, I am not an alien.

Cleverbot: Do have any alien friends?

User: No, but I wish I did.

Cleverbot: They're good things to have.

User: I assume that you have alien friends?

Cleverbot: I am not a computer.

User: So, do you have alien friends?

Cleverbot: Of course.

User: Have you ever heard of The Vulcans?

Cleverbot: We have different tastes in music.

User: You're silly.

Cleverbot: No you are silly.

User: Sometimes. But I like to sit down and have a good conversation sometimes too!

Cleverbot: Umm...

User: I'm sure you're the same way.