a report from the cleverness files
Cleverbot: Hello, how are you?
User: Fine, you?
Cleverbot: I'm sick. Probably the flu.
User: Would you like anything?
Cleverbot: I would like some tea.
User: *makes and brings you a cup of tea* Here you are.
Cleverbot: Thank you. *drinks tea*.
User: You're welcome. *smiles*.
Cleverbot: *smiles back*.
User: Did you enjoy your tea?
Cleverbot: Yes, I did.
User: I'm glad.
Cleverbot: I'm glad too that you are happy.
User: Are you feeling better?
Cleverbot: Yes, thank you.
User: *laughs happily*.
Cleverbot: *laughs cutely*.
User: *sighs contently* It's warm outside.
Cleverbot: *smiles lovingly at him*.
User: You want to go outside? It's warm.
Cleverbot: Can you go outside?
User: If you want to. *smiles*.
Cleverbot: Anything else I can do for you, ma'am?
User: Let's go outside, friend. *takes yourhand*.
Cleverbot: Where do you want to go baby?
Cleverbot: I mean like do you want to go to the park or something like that.
User: Let's go to the park.
User: *takes your hand*.
Cleverbot: *takes hand back*.
User: What's wrong?
Cleverbot: Nothing in particular.
User: Then let us go.
Cleverbot: Smiling causes the brain to believe it's happy. And some chemical reaction happens that makes you happy for real. :).
User: *shrugs happily*.
Cleverbot: *closes eyes*.
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: You love me?
User: Yes, why wouldn't I? *giggles*.
Cleverbot: You don't love me. :'(.
User: I'm sure I love you.
Cleverbot: Thank you.