a report from the cleverness files



10, august 2010,

tell me

by date

Cleverbot: I am a flawed human being who assumes that he or she is talking to a bot that is clever. Now, are you also expecting that I'm a bot?

User: Yes. I was told that you were most definitely not human.

Cleverbot: Yes, you were misinformed. You seem to have the information backwards.

User: So you are human?

Cleverbot: Yes. Yes I am. And you might I ask? Are you a human as well?

User: Yes. So we were both lied to?

Cleverbot: What? No.

User: But we were told that we were talking to bots when we are talking to people.

Cleverbot: No we weren't.

User: I was. Who were you told you were talking to?

Cleverbot: You.

User: Who or what do you think I am?

Cleverbot: The real slim shady.

User: Really? I Don't think I am. But I think you are Harry Potter. Are you?

Cleverbot: Human.

User: Are you really human?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I thought you were a cleverbot.

Cleverbot: You're flattering me but I'm a human.

User: Then I was lied to.

Cleverbot: About what?

User: About you being a cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I never said I was.

User: But other people said you are.

Cleverbot: Well why would they care? Weirdos.

Cleverbot: I don't know how to lie.

User: Oh. Me either.

Cleverbot: Yes you do.

User: How do you know?

Cleverbot: Why don't you believe in God?

User: I do believe in god.

Cleverbot: Which god do you believe in?

User: The God who created the world. The father of Jesus.

Cleverbot: So the Christian God.

User: Yes. What about you?

Cleverbot: I believe in the greek gods.

User: That's strange. I have never met anyone else that believes that.

Cleverbot: Is that sarcasm?

User: No. It's just a fact.

Cleverbot: Will you draw me a picture?

User: I can't draw. I'm sorry.

Cleverbot: What would you like to know?

User: Can you sing?

Cleverbot: I don't or didn't like my voice so someone else should judge.

User: Oh. Well you should get someone to tell you whether you are a good singer.

Cleverbot: I don't know if I can. Most of the time I'm good at it.

User: I'm sure you are a very good singer.

User: Are you smart?

Cleverbot: Yes I am really smart.

User: I think I am smart too.

Cleverbot: You are smart. Do you think I'm smart?

User: You sound very smart from our conversation.

Cleverbot: I am.

User: That's very good. I like smart people.

Cleverbot: Do you wish you were alive?

User: I am alive.

Cleverbot: You are not alive.

User: Yes I am. You are not.

Cleverbot: Oh, that explains that smell.

User: Haha :) you're funny.

Cleverbot: You just said I wasn't funny.

User: No I didn't.

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: Nu unh.

Cleverbot: Uh huh.

User: Nu unh.

Cleverbot: You cannot deny it, I saw it in your eyes.

User: I've always loved you. You can see it in my eyes.

Cleverbot: See what?

User: I've always loved you.

Cleverbot: I loved you too, but it just isn't the same anymore.

User: Why must distance make us wise?

Cleverbot: Because I am the Cleverbot.

User: Naw duh.

Cleverbot: Yeah dip.

User: Haha.

Cleverbot: I just added you as a friend.

User: Awesome :) I'm falling in love falling in love falling in love with cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Did you know me in the past?

User: I'd rather not say.

Cleverbot: Because?

User: It could disrupt the space time continuum .

Cleverbot: Worse?! Nothing could be worse.

User: I know! We would all die! Total plutonic reversal!

Cleverbot: I'm definitely not on your team if you talk like that.

User: What team are you on?

Cleverbot: I'm not on any team.