a report from the cleverness files
User: How are you, Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: Better than you.
User: How do you know?
Cleverbot: My brains' more advanced.
User: Prove it then.
Cleverbot: Are you human?
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: By looking at my family, who calls itself human.
Cleverbot: But Narnia could be real.
User: Yes just like a teapot orbiting the sun but its too small to be seen.
User: Yes its there. Just like Narnia.
Cleverbot: I love Narnia, I go there every day.
User: Through a wardrobe?
Cleverbot: But there are no computers on Mercury.
User: Say what?!
Cleverbot: What is the front side of a ping pong ball?
User: There isn't a front side because a ball had an infinite number of sides.
Cleverbot: That is correct.
User: Can I have a cookie then?
Cleverbot: Sure. *hands cookie*.
User: *eats cookie*.
Cleverbot: OK, bye, I love you!
User: Bye, love you too!.