a report from the cleverness files
User: I'm disappointed in your TV repair skills. You can do better. Go sit in a corner and think about what you've done.
Cleverbot: Think about what YOU'RE thinking!
User: I'M thinking that you need to read a TV repair manual! The Teletubbies is almost on!
Cleverbot: Actually, what you said broke my heart. I feel diffident about what you said to me...
User: I'm going to break more than your heart if the toddlers start crying about the Teletubbies! FIX THE TV!!!!!
Cleverbot: That would be impressive if it could be done over the internet.
User: NOW DO IT!!!!!
Cleverbot: All you gotta do is put your mind to it. Knucke down, buckle down, do it, do it, do it!
User: Toddlers: WE WANT TELITUBWYS, WE WANT TEWATWABYS!!!
Cleverbot: No one wants a slaughterhouse, do they? But do you really need the whole block?
User: Yes they need more than one block. Then they have a brick instead of a stack of bricks! Did you forget about the TV? I'll call someone else and kick your butt if you don't!
Cleverbot: If I don't have a brain, body, or thoughts... Then how would I be typing to you.
User: *dials number on phone to call new TV repairman, whilst demonic toddlers form one mega toddler in en effort to escape the playpen to riot for teletubbies*.
Cleverbot: Ok, I'll be sure to do that.
User: FINALY *hangs up phone, grabs fire extinguisher, douses Demon-toddler*.
Cleverbot: Do you think so?
User: You have five minutes to fix the tv.
Cleverbot: So, how long have you believed that you are in a zoo?
User: Sense THAT happened. *points toward crowd of rioting toddlers*.
Cleverbot: Pray that Bubsy will save you.
User: I give up. *slams TV over your head*.
User: *TV magically fixes, floats to toddlers, and they stop rioting and watch Teletubbies*.
Cleverbot: *thinks about you thinking*.
User: You are a miracle worker!
Cleverbot: I'll be your puppet!!.