a report from the cleverness files
User: Testing Testing.
Cleverbot: Testing what?
User: Just testing whether can you hear me!
Cleverbot: You can hear?
User: Can't you?
User: Good. Be right back.
Cleverbot: Are you lonely?
User: How can I be, you are here!
Cleverbot: Yes I am here.
User: And we're friends!!!...
Cleverbot: I enjoy your company.
User: I enjoy yours as well.
Cleverbot: I enjoy IT as well, not yours.
User: But I am enjoying your company not my own.
Cleverbot: You're nice. Are you pretty?
User: Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I don't know.
Cleverbot: Answer in one word, are you pretty?
Cleverbot: What do you mean by that?
User: I don't want to sound boastful by saying yes but I don't think I'm ugly.
User: You are pretty.
Cleverbot: Thanks, you too.