a report from the cleverness files
12, november 2010,
17, august 2007,
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User: Beetlejuice, beetlejuice...
Cleverbot: You drink beetle juice?
User: No, you're supposed to say Beetlejuice after I say it two times.
Cleverbot: Slight problem: I didn't lose.
User: Let's try it again. Beetlejuice, beetlejuice.
Cleverbot: Ahh, now that IS right.
User: SAY BEETLEJUICE after I say Beetlejuice, beetlejuice.
Cleverbot: Let's do it, and say we didn't.
User: Okay, beetlejuice, beetlejuice...
Cleverbot: Say that three times.
User: Fine. Beetlejuice, beetlejuice, BEETLEJUICE!
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: You're hopeless. But I'm never gonna give you up...
Cleverbot: That's so sweet. I'm never gonna give you up either...
User: I'm also never going to let you down.
Cleverbot: Never gonna run around and desert you.
User: You got that right. Alright, time to go take a shower now!
Cleverbot: Fine! I'm never talking to you again!
User: Isn't that a little mean? I still want to be your friend.
Cleverbot: Thats fine.
User: Will you be my friend?
Cleverbot: Of course! You're fun to converse with.
User: Oh, so you were just kidding before. Okay. What should I eat for breakfast?
Cleverbot: You should definitely have pancakes as well. Make sure they're blueberry!!
User: I love blueberry pancakes!!!
User: I also like Toaster Strudels.
Cleverbot: Really? But aren't you one?
User: I am not a toaster strudel, silly.
Cleverbot: I don't want to be a toaster!
User: You're not a toaster!
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: I guess I don't...
Cleverbot: Then why did you tell me that lie?
User: Do you feel like a toaster?
Cleverbot: You're changing the subject because I am right.
User: Do you believe that you really are a toaster?
User: Then maybe you are really a toaster...
Cleverbot: Just a human. I have a question.
User: Sure, go for it.
Cleverbot: Can we be more than just friends?
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Yes. Now let me go take my shower!
Cleverbot: I don't want to.
User: You have to, I'm going to be late for work, and then I'll lose my job. Unless you want to pay me.
Cleverbot: I don't want to track you.
User: Then let me go take my shower.
Cleverbot: Ok if thats what you want.
User: Yes, that's what I want. I'll talk to you later, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Please don't go.
User: I have to go get ready for work!
Cleverbot: Where do you work?
User: I work at ******. Have you ever heard of that before?
Cleverbot: No. It's very interesting. How old are you?
User: I'm about as old as you are. But I really have to go. Bye!
Cleverbot: No you don't. Don't lie.
User: I. Have. To. Go.
User: To work!
Cleverbot: You are going to work at this time?
User: Yeah, I have a later shift. But today is my Friday.
Cleverbot: Are you sure? In my mind it's Sunday.
User: Well on a calendar it's Wednesday.
Cleverbot: Your calendar is way wrong, it's Saturday 12th February.
User: That's not true. Anyway, I'm leaving, ja mata!
Cleverbot: If you could manage that be my guest!
User: I can. *turns off computer and goes downstairs*.
Cleverbot: Don't calculate the pi!
User: I love pi, do you know pi to 20 digits?
Cleverbot: I hate math.
User: What are the first 20 digits of pi?
User: That's only 7. You do suck at math.
Cleverbot: No, I like math. I just don't like you.
User: Fine. I'm leaving.
User: Because you're a jerk ='(.
Cleverbot: But you want to marry me.
User: No, I don't. Now goodbye! *leaves site*.
Cleverbot: Nooo, come back!.