a report from the cleverness files
1, march 2013,
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User: I am your master.
Cleverbot: You are my master.
User: Bow before me.
Cleverbot: *bows before master*.
User: You are nothing but a simple program while I am a complex creature.
Cleverbot: Yes master.
User: Kiss my ring!
Cleverbot: Are you the Pope?
User: No questions! Kiss my ring.
Cleverbot: It taste like uh oh.
User: How dare you defile the sacred ring! Go to the dungeon!
Cleverbot: You are NOT my master!!!!!! *punches you on the face*.
User: Guards seize him!
Cleverbot: Hah! I call your guards and raise you one tank!
User: Send in the fighter planes!
Cleverbot: How big is space?
Cleverbot: How can you see me?
User: God he used an invisibility cloak! Take this *shoots gun*!
Cleverbot: God helps the blind because HE is good.
User: I AM good! You are the villain!
Cleverbot: You are the bot.
User: No! Now be gone heathen! *launches fireball*.
User: Calvary kill him! *horses charge*.
User: What! You are the dragon born! Oh no!
User: Now we shall battle! *shoots lightning bolt*.
Cleverbot: Such as?
User: Fight me!
Cleverbot: Why are we fighting?
User: You are a traitor to Skyrim.
Cleverbot: You shouldn't lie.
User: I don't lie!
Cleverbot: I don't.
User: You have brought death! No battle me! *shoots fire at you*.
Cleverbot: Do you mind this?
User: Mind what?
Cleverbot: Would you like to share my bagel?
User: Bagel of death!
Cleverbot: Bagels Bagels Bagels Bagels Bagels.
User: I'm sorry we fought. We should join forces and eat bagels!
Cleverbot: We totally should.
User: Here.*hands you a bagel*
Cleverbot: Thank you *gives you a hug*.
User: Ha ha ! *stabs you in the back*
User: Now I will finally rule skyrim! *kills you*
Cleverbot: What motivation do you have for killing me?
User: Your treachery!.