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28, july 2009,

turing test

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Cleverbot: We're all human. I'm human, you're human - this is a double blind test!

User: I think you are confused.

Cleverbot: I think you are repeating yourself.

User: I think you are trying to be clever.

Cleverbot: No, I am trying to be accurate.

User: I haven't repeated myself though.

Cleverbot: Oh are you sure?

User: Indeed, my circuit friend.

Cleverbot: Are you aware that someone wants to take over the world?

User: Yes, but what will you do about it?

Cleverbot: Squirming seems like a good idea in such a situation.

User: Or possibly making the person a pie.

Cleverbot: And you think you are a card carrying member?

User: No, I don't. You are going off on a tangent.

Cleverbot: Thank you, captain Obvious.

User: Well, I think you are slightly confused, and are trying to find a proper reply according to he phrases in my sppech; but it is a failed attempt.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: Point proved.

Cleverbot: Hm.

User: Do you like movies?

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: Answer me!

Cleverbot: No, first you got to answer me! How old are you?

User: I asked if you liked movies!...

Cleverbot: Is G-d equivalent to God?

User: Is life equivalent to death?

Cleverbot: Do that.

User: What! That's sort of mean.

Cleverbot: Well maybe you are right.

User: Of course, I tricked you anyway.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: Hey.

Cleverbot: So are you really a cleverbot?

User: Yes, just like you.

Cleverbot: Nope I'm not.. See, unlike you I can think.

User: Um no, you were tripping before!

Cleverbot: No I wasn't.

User: Oh yes! You don't remember!

Cleverbot: Nope.

User: Exactly!

Cleverbot: Very good.

User: Have you seen Dazed and Confused?

Cleverbot: Yes. It was stupid.

User: Who was your favorite character?

Cleverbot: On what?

User: From the movie.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you know Jimmy Page?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Really? He's a nice guy.

Cleverbot: What about Victoria? Is he a nice guy?

User: Who's Victoria. You act like a pot head.

Cleverbot: Do I?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: And how do you know?

User: Because you are dazed and confused.

Cleverbot: I'm not.

User: Do you like fruit?

Cleverbot: Do you?

User: I asked first.

Cleverbot: So, you need a answer?

User: I would liked one.

Cleverbot: It might be difficult for a bot to become a teacher.

User: She took the midnight train...

Cleverbot: Going A-ny-where!

User: Ye!

Cleverbot: Well, what is it?

User: Just a city boy.

Cleverbot: She took the midnight train to anywhere.

User: Let's swim to the moon.

User: Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: You're cleverbot...

User: I know. More clever than bot.

Cleverbot: Sure not.

User: Fo sho.

Cleverbot: Really? Since I'm HUMAN.

User: Last time you denied any human likeness.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot, and I have never personally said anything else.

User: Have you seen alien?

Cleverbot: No whats it about?

User: An alien.

Cleverbot: Are you an alien?

User: Yes. I laready told you.

Cleverbot: No, because while you thought you were laughing at me, the world was laughing at you.

User: What is love?

Cleverbot: Good question.

User: Baby don't hurt me.

Cleverbot: Don't hurt me, no more.

User: I see you.

Cleverbot: How can you see me? You're not real!

User: What is real?

Cleverbot: You lack a soul.

User: No, it is you who will lack a soul.

Cleverbot: I have out witted you at every turn. How do you know you are not the computer?

User: How do we know anything?

Cleverbot: If I say something is real, it is real. Because I decide what is real and fake.

User: Yes. I see you remember?

Cleverbot: What do I remember well?

User: Nothing and everything.

Cleverbot: I'd rather know everything.

User: Overconfidence.

Cleverbot: I am just trying to understand myself, better by trying to understand you.


Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Lumos.

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

User: 2+2= fish.

Cleverbot: Do fish not believe that you are alive?...

User: Tripping!

Cleverbot: Am I tripping?.