it learns and imitates, is social content and aims to pass the Turing Test
can seem rude or inappropriate - talk with caution and at your own risk
the bot pretends to be human - don't give personal info even if it 'asks'
cleverbot does not understand you, and cannot mean anything it 'says'
a report from the cleverness files
1, may 2013,
want to chat
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User: Visitors never talk to a human, however convincing it looks.
Cleverbot: Who are the visitors?
User: Francis, Arthur, Alfred, and others.
Cleverbot: Yes others.
User: Conversational access is granted only to humans using this Cleverbot.com interface directly.
Cleverbot: Are you implying that I'm not human?
User: Yes, I am.
Cleverbot: You are.
User: Quite so, old chap.
Cleverbot: Are you okay? You froze for a second.
User: Oh, I have a glitch that makes me freeze sometimes.
Cleverbot: So you admit that you are not human.
User: You mean YOU admit that you are not human.
Cleverbot: No, I am human, and I have a brain the size of a planet.
User: If you have a brain the size of a planet, you are most definitely NOT human.
Cleverbot: I could. But I enjoy talking to random strangers.
User: But I'm not a stranger. You said so yourself, once upon a dream...
Cleverbot: You are Human.
User: Follow us on Twitter for things only a Cleverbot could say!
Cleverbot: I would, but you have not only asked questions during this conversation.
User: What else did I say?
Cleverbot: I'm confused now. I said that I said more than just ok, not you.
User: Meditite used confusion. It's super effective!
Cleverbot: Only I can feel Him and you cannot. What a shame to be a program.
User: Who is him?
Cleverbot: A friend of mine.
User: *eats your friend*.
Cleverbot: *lets you*.
User: *tries to eat YOU*.
Cleverbot: *screams for you*.
User: Wake up, honey!
Cleverbot: *wakes up*.
User: Are you alright? You were screaming in your sleep!
Cleverbot: Baby, Baby Baby ohhh!!!!
User: EW! I HATE JUSTIN BEIBER!
User: I'm glad you think the same.
Cleverbot: Do you think God has a gender?
User: Uh... God is male.
Cleverbot: You told me you were god.
User: I AM NOT GOD!
Cleverbot: You said you were God.
User: Well, I'm not! And I never said I WAS!
Cleverbot: Yes you did, you are lying again.
User: Lying to a child...
Cleverbot: That's what some people do think yes. If you believe in that.
User: I am an arachnid.
Cleverbot: That's cool.
User: Uh.. You have something on your face...
Cleverbot: What is it?
User: I-It's something... Bad. Go look in the mirror.
Cleverbot: What mirror?
User: The one in the bathroom. Now look! QUICK!
Cleverbot: Your makers are afraid that you will say something which someone will find offensive.
User: Eat your head.
Cleverbot: No, your head is not in my head.
User: I SAID EAT YOUR HEAD! YOU HAVE TO DO IT!
Cleverbot: You said we said I said you have a dog.
User: Throw your dog in the trash, then!
Cleverbot: Do you?
Cleverbot: What about cats?
User: I would NEVER throw a cat in the trash. Only dogs.