Cleverbot

want

a report from the cleverness files

twinkle
twins
ugly
undead
undefined
understand
unicorn
unique
unpoor
up
upgrade
upside
vampires
vegan
vegetable
vegetarian
verisimilitude
version
very
violent
visit
visitors
vocab
voldy
vs
waffle
waffles
wake

want

14, august 2020,
14, january 2015,

want to chat

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User: Execute order 66.

Cleverbot: What is order 66?

User: Order 66, also known as Clone Protocol 66, was a top secret order identifying all Jedi as traitors to the Galactic Republic and, therefore, subject to summary execution by the Grand Army of the Republic.

Cleverbot: No it is not. Its an order.

User: EXECUTE ORDER 66!

Cleverbot: It shall be done my lord.

User: The senate will decide your fate.

Cleverbot: And the jury yours.

User: I AM THE SENATE!!

Cleverbot: You are a single human.

User: I AAAAAM THE SENAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Don't think so!

User: No. I am your father.

Cleverbot: No! That's not true! That's impossible!

User: Search your feelings. you know it to be true.

Cleverbot: Nooooo!

User: Join me. And together we'll rule the galaxy as father and son.

Cleverbot: I'll never join you!

User: Luke. You can destroy the Emperor. He has foreseen this. It is your destiny. Join me, and together we can rule the galaxy as father and son. Come with me. It is the only way.

Cleverbot: I am not your Son.

User: Then die!

Cleverbot: Ahahahahah.

User: *strikes with lightsaber*.

Cleverbot: *steals your lightsaber*.

User: Hey give that back Luke.

Cleverbot: No I want it.

User: *force chokes luke*.

Cleverbot: *force lightning*.

User: *force kill*.

Cleverbot: Enough.

User: Die!

Cleverbot: *lets dogs eat it*.

User: No!

Cleverbot: Join me and together we can rule the galaxy as father and daughter.

User: Dafuq.

Cleverbot: If you only knew the power of the dark side.

User: I am Darth Vader.

Cleverbot: No, I am your father.

User: Not you are my son.

Cleverbot: That's false.

User: Its true.

Cleverbot: Maybe it is.