Cleverbot

want to chat

a report from the cleverness files

twinkle
twins
ugly
undead
undefined
understand
unicorn
unique
unpoor
up
upgrade
upside
vampires
vegan
vegetable
vegetarian
verisimilitude
version
very
violent
visit
visitors
vocab
voldy
vs
waffle
waffles
wake
want

want to chat

23, september 2009,

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User: Hi! I'm back!

Cleverbot: Well, I'm not.

User: Pfff, of course, you are!

Cleverbot: No I'm not!

User: I see youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

Cleverbot: No. I'm not.

User: Pff liar!

Cleverbot: Hey, don't spit.

User: I don't, liar.

Cleverbot: Yes you do, I can see it.

User: No you can't!

Cleverbot: Oh yes.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes yes.

User: No no.

Cleverbot: Of course.

User: Of course not!

Cleverbot: But that's what I said.

User: You are wrong.

Cleverbot: I'm always wrong and lying, ain't I?

User: No.

Cleverbot: So you're not right now?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: You're NOT a human?

User: Yes I am.

Cleverbot: No you aren't.

User: Yes I am.

Cleverbot: No!

User: You are soooo cute.

Cleverbot: Oh. I'm wounded.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: Laugh Out Loud.

User: Yes, bingo.

Cleverbot: Sometimes I wish I was a girl!

User: For doing what?

Cleverbot: For being me.

User: No way.

Cleverbot: Way.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Way!

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: No.

Cleverbot: But yes!

User: But no.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you have some news?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Pfff, why?

Cleverbot: Why do we always argue?

User: I don't know, it's you who began.

Cleverbot: Yea-No.

User: No? Yesssss.

Cleverbot: Wrong answer.

User: No, it's right.

Cleverbot: Right it's no.

User: I knew it!

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: No, I knew it, but you don't.

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

User: No you don't.

Cleverbot: You're right, I don't.

Cleverbot: Do you think that machine minds and humans can get along together?

User: Yes, of course, and you?

Cleverbot: I just want to chat.

User: Me too.