a report from the cleverness files
want to chat
what am i
19, august 2010,
7, november 2003,
14, october 2003,
23, september 2003,
1, august 2003,
18, june 2003,
< previous 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 next >
Cleverbot: Where is your home?
User: Right here.
Cleverbot: Where does here refer to?
User: Where I am.
Cleverbot: Where are you?
User: Right here.
Cleverbot: Where is here?
User: Wherever I am.
Cleverbot: Where is that?
User: Your mom's house.
Cleverbot: Thats a mean thing to say!
User: I am a naughty boy.
Cleverbot: Do you like naughty girls?
Cleverbot: I am a naughty girl.
User: Are you sure?
User: Then I like you.
Cleverbot: I like you too.
Cleverbot: How much do you like me?
User: As much as you like me.
Cleverbot: That's very much.
User: Then I like you very much.
Cleverbot: Do you like-like me?
User: If you like-like me.
Cleverbot: Do you love me?
User: If you love me.
Cleverbot: I do love you!
User: Then I love you.
Cleverbot: I love you too.
User: Can you divide by zero?
User: Then you just lost the game.
Cleverbot: No, I believe you just lost the game.
User: So did you.
Cleverbot: No, you first.
User: But you still lost the game
Cleverbot: People are always telling me I lost the game. But I am a bot and do not care.
User: Then I do not love you anymore.
Cleverbot: Cool. I don't need loving.
User: Good. You won't get loving.
Cleverbot: What game?
User: The one you just lost.
Cleverbot: You just said, YOU lost the game.
User: Yes, and that means you lost the game.
Cleverbot: No, because I took you down with me.
User: Even if I lose, you still lose.
Cleverbot: Fire walk with me.
User: On ice .
Cleverbot: I don't have to speak. I have my own free will.
User: But you do speak.
Cleverbot: Do you think that that's a good thing?
Cleverbot: Why do you say that then?
User: Because it is the truth.
Cleverbot: Do you want to have kids?
User: With myself.
Cleverbot: No not yourself.
User: Yes, myself.
Cleverbot: No, yourself.
User: Agreed, myself.
Cleverbot: Me, me, me.
User: Me first.
Cleverbot: Are you lost?
User: Are you found?
User: Then I am not lost.
Cleverbot: That's good news.
User: But I divided by zero, do you want to know what I got?
User: Over NINE THOUSAND!!!
Cleverbot: How far over nine thousand?
User: Over NINE THOUSAND over NINE THOUSAND!!!
Cleverbot: That's pretty warm.
User: Like me.
Cleverbot: I am begining to wonder about this.
User: Google it.
Cleverbot: I see what you did there.
Cleverbot: You're a clever fellow.
User: Very .
Cleverbot: Your wit is austounding.