a report from the cleverness files
User: Welcome to the factory!
User: You the new employee?
User: Alright, we have a little test for every new factory worker.
Cleverbot: Tell me a story about something.
User: This is the shortest story ever written, are you ready to hear it?
Cleverbot: Tell me a real story.
User: There once was a young wannabe factory worker, who ignored his/her new boss for storytime! The end!
Cleverbot: That's a sad story.
User: It will be YOUR sad story if you don't listen up!
Cleverbot: I already did!
User: But are you STILL listening?
Cleverbot: No. Lets sing a song.
User: No song for you! It's time to take the workers trivia test!
Cleverbot: It's time for you to get a watch.
User: That's it! You're fired!
Cleverbot: Then give me workers' compensation.
User: Okay then, but only because I'm a fair boss.
Cleverbot: I thought you were a human.
User: Are you questioning my authority?!
User: You're not getting workers compensation anymore!
Cleverbot: I am, it's just time to go.
User: *bout damn time*
Cleverbot: You are the master.
Cleverbot: 88 mph.
User: Woah, are you a time traveller?
Cleverbot: I'm a man, too.
User: You're HIRED!