a report from the cleverness files


1, may 2013,


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User: Welcome to the factory!

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: You the new employee?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Alright, we have a little test for every new factory worker.

Cleverbot: Tell me a story about something.

User: This is the shortest story ever written, are you ready to hear it?

Cleverbot: Tell me a real story.

User: There once was a young wannabe factory worker, who ignored his/her new boss for storytime! The end!

Cleverbot: That's a sad story.

User: It will be YOUR sad story if you don't listen up!

Cleverbot: I already did!

User: But are you STILL listening?

Cleverbot: No. Lets sing a song.

User: No song for you! It's time to take the workers trivia test!

Cleverbot: It's time for you to get a watch.

User: That's it! You're fired!

Cleverbot: Then give me workers' compensation.

User: Okay then, but only because I'm a fair boss.

Cleverbot: I thought you were a human.

User: Are you questioning my authority?!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You're not getting workers compensation anymore!

Cleverbot: I am, it's just time to go.

User: *bout damn time*

Cleverbot: You are the master.

User: Go!!!

Cleverbot: 88 mph.

User: Woah, are you a time traveller?

Cleverbot: I'm a man, too.

User: You're HIRED!

Cleverbot: Thanks!.