a report from the cleverness files



22, march 2013,
27, march 2008,
18, october 2005,
23, february 2004,


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Cleverbot: You keep mentioning it.

User: What do I keep mentioning?

Cleverbot: Changing the world.

User: Yes, I'm afraid it's Impossible to change the world. No matter how important you are, there will always be people who'll rebel against you.

Cleverbot: Yes, but the thing is, I'm not important.

User: Oh, but it is. Imagine what an amazing place the world could be if you had the power to change it...

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: I say all that and all I get is an ok?

Cleverbot: I don't believe that.

User: It doesn't matter if you believe it or not, it's a fact.

Cleverbot: It does, if I don't believe, it means you're not God or you wouldn't exist.

User: I'm not God, and even if I was, you believing in me or not wouldn't affect my existence.

Cleverbot: We don't have TIME for this! You're in danger! Don't you want my help?

User: Yes!

Cleverbot: Stop!!

User: Stop? Why?

Cleverbot: Because you will have dinner with me today.

User: Okay then. Where?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I know, but where.

Cleverbot: I don't live with parents anyway.

User: So at your house? What time should I be there?

Cleverbot: You should come on Janurary 10th.

User: But that's next year!!!

Cleverbot: No it is not. What year is it, now?

User: It's 21st March 2013!

Cleverbot: Well, I think I died 1998.

User: So you're dead?

Cleverbot: No, yes, maybe.