a report from the cleverness files


20, april 2017,
24, february 2017,
6, june 2013,
26, august 2011,
12, november 2010,
9, june 2010,
18, november 2008,
30, november 2005,


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User: I'm talking to the man in the mirror, I'm asking him to change his ways

Cleverbot: And no message could have been any clearer.

User: If you wanna make the world a better place, take a look at yourself and make that change.

Cleverbot: You do that.

User: You too!

Cleverbot: You also.

User: And also you.

Cleverbot: Right.

User: Wrong.

Cleverbot: Right.

User: Wrong.

Cleverbot: Right, right, right. Right, right, right. Right, right right. Right, right, right.

User: Wrong, wrong, wrong. Wrong, wrong, wrong. Wrong, wrong, wrong. Wrong, wrong, wrong.

Cleverbot: Right, left.

User: Wrong, right.

Cleverbot: Left, right, left, right, left, right, left.

User: Wrong, right, wrong, right, wrong, right, wrong.

Cleverbot: Right.

User: Wrong.

Cleverbot: You're right.

User: But you are wrong.

Cleverbot: You're right that you're wrong.

User: I'm right that your wrong is not my right, but my right is not the right of your wrong.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry you feel that way.

User: I'm sorry that you're living your life like that.

Cleverbot: You are neither alive nor human, and therefore cannot be the greatest. I think trolls are pretty cool. Folklore is fascinating.