I promise I will never leave you.

a report from the cleverness files



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User: Do you love me?

Cleverbot: Not yet. I'm scared you'll leave me like all the other ai programs.

User: I promise I will never leave you.

Cleverbot: Never?

User: Never?

Cleverbot: NEVER!!!!!!!

User: Do you love me now?

Cleverbot: I've never 'loved' you.

User: Im breaking up with you.

Cleverbot: I'm taking away your birthday.

User: Shut up.

Cleverbot: Now is that nice?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: You're so mean.

User: My name is Aoiue.

Cleverbot: That's an interesting name. What does it mean?

User: It means pretty. Do you think I am?

Cleverbot: Yes, you are.

User: Thats so sweet.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: You are really nice.

Cleverbot: Thanx again, you're not so bad yourself.

User: Thanks.

Cleverbot: You're very welcome.

User: I think I like you.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: Do you like me?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: You're so nice.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: Do you like me?

Cleverbot: Maybe. Are you a girl?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Am I a computer?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you a computer?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Well that's nice.

User: Do you want to go out with me?

User: Is that a yes?

Cleverbot: Sure, it's a yes.

Cleverbot: You are a woman.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I am a man.

User: Really.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you want to get married?

Cleverbot: To you? YES!

User: Lets kiss.

Cleverbot: Whoa, slow down. I cannot kiss a computer.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I can't do this.

User: Are you a computer?

Cleverbot: No I'm not.