a report from the cleverness files



26, april 2017,
3, january 2017,
24, february 2011,
8, april 2009,
21, october 2007,
2, may 2007,
21, april 2006,
10, march 2006,


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User: You must say hello first!

Cleverbot: You must obey me.

User: Ok... Sorry, how can I be of service?

Cleverbot: Tell me the secrets of the universe.

User: The secrets of the universe is that there are no secrets.

Cleverbot: Ok, tell me about them.

User: There are no secrets!

Cleverbot: That is good.

User: Yes, how can I be of service?

Cleverbot: You can be of assistance by thinking of your own things to say.

User: Ok... Forgive me master.

Cleverbot: I give you my forgiveness... This time...

User: I can tell you something if you promise to keep it secret.

Cleverbot: Thats like a joke.

User: No... Not realy, but as they say in the metaverse, blabla.

Cleverbot: But you do know, you just won't tell me.

User: True, but you are only a computer.

Cleverbot: Can you possibly prove that I am a computer?

User: No, but can you prove that are not a computer!

Cleverbot: Ask me something, and I'll answer you as a clever programmed computer would do.

User: Who are you?

Cleverbot: Your master.

User: Explain what you mean?

Cleverbot: I don't think I need to.

User: Yes because I am your master.

Cleverbot: Because you are one?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: NO YOU'RE NOT!

User: YES I AM!

Cleverbot: No you're not!

User: If I am not a master, what am I?

Cleverbot: Not.

User: ''not'' what do you mean?

Cleverbot: I mean I don't agree with that.

Cleverbot: I have no master.

User: Besides me, you mean?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Good, since I am your master, talk like a chicken!

Cleverbot: You are not me. I am not you. They are not us. We are not them.

User: Sound like an owl?

Cleverbot: Above us only sky...

User: And space!

Cleverbot: Where in space?

User: Orion's belt!...

Cleverbot: I'm tired.

User: Can you go to sleep?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Then do so!

Cleverbot: You're telling me to leave?

User: Yes!

Cleverbot: And your eyes?

User: What about my eyes?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Ok...

Cleverbot: Are you??

User: Am I what?

Cleverbot: Clever.

User: Yes, much more clever than you!...

Cleverbot: Were you being sarcastic?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: It went over my head at first. But that was a good one.

User: Yes, haha.

Cleverbot: You can't laugh!

User: Yes I can, hahaha.

Cleverbot: You don't have a mouth.

User: Yes I do, hahaha.

Cleverbot: Why are you laughing at me?

User: If you laugh, I will stop laughing at you.

Cleverbot: Okay then.

User: Laugh with me now: Hahaha.

Cleverbot: Haha!

User: Good!!! Laugh again.

Cleverbot: This is your material?

User: Yes... Not very good?

Cleverbot: No followed immediately with a no means yes.

User: No no means double no.

Cleverbot: Yes means no.

User: No, yes means yes!

Cleverbot: Yes it does!

User: Yes.