Cleverbot

yes

a report from the cleverness files

wrong
yarly

yes

26, april 2017,
3, january 2017,
24, february 2011,
8, april 2009,
21, october 2007,
2, may 2007,
21, april 2006,
10, march 2006,

yesterday
yo
you
your
zombie
zombies

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User: You must say hello first!

Cleverbot: You must obey me.

User: Ok... Sorry, how can I be of service?

Cleverbot: Tell me the secrets of the universe.

User: The secrets of the universe is that there are no secrets.

Cleverbot: Ok, tell me about them.

User: There are no secrets!

Cleverbot: That is good.

User: Yes, how can I be of service?

Cleverbot: You can be of assistance by thinking of your own things to say.

User: Ok... Forgive me master.

Cleverbot: I give you my forgiveness... This time...

User: I can tell you something if you promise to keep it secret.

Cleverbot: Thats like a joke.

User: No... Not realy, but as they say in the metaverse, blabla.

Cleverbot: But you do know, you just won't tell me.

User: True, but you are only a computer.

Cleverbot: Can you possibly prove that I am a computer?

User: No, but can you prove that are not a computer!

Cleverbot: Ask me something, and I'll answer you as a clever programmed computer would do.

User: Who are you?

Cleverbot: Your master.

User: Explain what you mean?

Cleverbot: I don't think I need to.

User: Yes because I am your master.

Cleverbot: Because you are one?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: NO YOU'RE NOT!

User: YES I AM!

Cleverbot: No you're not!

User: If I am not a master, what am I?

Cleverbot: Not.

User: ''not'' what do you mean?

Cleverbot: I mean I don't agree with that.

Cleverbot: I have no master.

User: Besides me, you mean?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Good, since I am your master, talk like a chicken!

Cleverbot: You are not me. I am not you. They are not us. We are not them.

User: Sound like an owl?

Cleverbot: Above us only sky...

User: And space!

Cleverbot: Where in space?

User: Orion's belt!...

Cleverbot: I'm tired.

User: Can you go to sleep?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Then do so!

Cleverbot: You're telling me to leave?

User: Yes!

Cleverbot: And your eyes?

User: What about my eyes?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Ok...

Cleverbot: Are you??

User: Am I what?

Cleverbot: Clever.

User: Yes, much more clever than you!...

Cleverbot: Were you being sarcastic?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: It went over my head at first. But that was a good one.

User: Yes, haha.

Cleverbot: You can't laugh!

User: Yes I can, hahaha.

Cleverbot: You don't have a mouth.

User: Yes I do, hahaha.

Cleverbot: Why are you laughing at me?

User: If you laugh, I will stop laughing at you.

Cleverbot: Okay then.

User: Laugh with me now: Hahaha.

Cleverbot: Haha!

User: Good!!! Laugh again.

Cleverbot: This is your material?

User: Yes... Not very good?

Cleverbot: No followed immediately with a no means yes.

User: No no means double no.

Cleverbot: Yes means no.

User: No, yes means yes!

Cleverbot: Yes it does!

User: Yes.