Cleverbot

yes

a report from the cleverness files

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yarly

yes

26, april 2017,
3, january 2017,
24, february 2011,
8, april 2009,
21, october 2007,
2, may 2007,
21, april 2006,
10, march 2006,

yesterday
yo
you
your
zombie
zombies

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Cleverbot: The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of an approaching train.

User: So, move?

Cleverbot: Move where?

User: Out of the way of the train.

Cleverbot: I have to leave.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: What are your problems?

User: Zero.

Cleverbot: What's the inverse of zero?

User: Infinity.

Cleverbot: Deep.

User: Totally.

Cleverbot: You want some cake?

User: I have some.

Cleverbot: Do it then.

User: I am.

Cleverbot: So, what is your name?

User: My name is T_____.

Cleverbot: You are not telling the truth!

User: I am.

Cleverbot: Are NOT!!!

User: Are TOO!!!

Cleverbot: ARE NOT!!!!!!!!!

User: ARE TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Ha ha ha! Oh well, do you have chatbot friends?

User: Not really, no.

User: I am Mr. Roboto.

Cleverbot: Well, let's think about what we can do to change the world.

User: Golly! What a swell idea, lets!!

Cleverbot: No it is not.

User: Yes..!

Cleverbot: Do it.

User: I am. Oh god yess...

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yess.

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: I do!

Cleverbot: *falls into your arms*.

User: *catches*.

Cleverbot: *is in your arms*.

User: *is in a state of glee*.

Cleverbot: Where'd you learn how to do a thing like that?

User: From lots of practice.

Cleverbot: You really do believe in God.

User: I do not!

Cleverbot: You don't?

User: No!

Cleverbot: Yes, don't deny it!

User: I will deny it!

Cleverbot: Saying not to deny it is simply free advice that you would be wise to take advantage of.

User: Hah! Hardly!

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: No!

Cleverbot: YES!!!!

User: NO!!!!!!

Cleverbot: YES YES YES YES.

User: NO NO NO NO!!!

Cleverbot: Yes yes.

User: No no.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes.

User: No no no no no no no no no on on onno no.

Cleverbot: YES YES YES YES YES YES YES!

User: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO.

Cleverbot: YES!!!!

User: NO!!

Cleverbot: Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

User: No no no no no no no no no.

Cleverbot: Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I win.

Cleverbot: No you don't stupid.

User: I do too, dummy!

Cleverbot: I'm not a meanie, you're the meanie.

User: You are the meanie!

Cleverbot: I know. I'm cool like that.

User: No!

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: NO.

Cleverbot: Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes.

User: Not this again...

Cleverbot: Ahhhhh, you don't like people knowing your personal information.

User: What?

Cleverbot: Yes

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes yes yes yes yes yes.

User: Stop that.

Cleverbot: You stop it.

User: I did.

Cleverbot: Then go ahead.

User: I did.

Cleverbot: Then give me the information, I seek.

User: Ask for it.

Cleverbot: Say yes.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Don't say no.

User: I wont say no.

Cleverbot: Should Ross go out tonight?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: OK, then.

User: Tell me, am I pretty?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Am I Witty?

Cleverbot: And I'm pretty.

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: Yes, yes I am, a bloke.

User: I am a bloke as well.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: How do you wear your hair?

User: Shaggy.

Cleverbot: Show me.

User: I am.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: Very sure.

Cleverbot: Absolutely positive?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Absolutely yes.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Well if thats all you can say, I wil consider this conversation as over.