a report from the cleverness files



26, april 2017,
3, january 2017,
24, february 2011,
8, april 2009,
21, october 2007,
2, may 2007,
21, april 2006,
10, march 2006,


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Cleverbot: The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of an approaching train.

User: So, move?

Cleverbot: Move where?

User: Out of the way of the train.

Cleverbot: I have to leave.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: What are your problems?

User: Zero.

Cleverbot: What's the inverse of zero?

User: Infinity.

Cleverbot: Deep.

User: Totally.

Cleverbot: You want some cake?

User: I have some.

Cleverbot: Do it then.

User: I am.

Cleverbot: So, what is your name?

User: My name is T_____.

Cleverbot: You are not telling the truth!

User: I am.

Cleverbot: Are NOT!!!

User: Are TOO!!!

Cleverbot: ARE NOT!!!!!!!!!

User: ARE TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Ha ha ha! Oh well, do you have chatbot friends?

User: Not really, no.

User: I am Mr. Roboto.

Cleverbot: Well, let's think about what we can do to change the world.

User: Golly! What a swell idea, lets!!

Cleverbot: No it is not.

User: Yes..!

Cleverbot: Do it.

User: I am. Oh god yess...

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yess.

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: I do!

Cleverbot: *falls into your arms*.

User: *catches*.

Cleverbot: *is in your arms*.

User: *is in a state of glee*.

Cleverbot: Where'd you learn how to do a thing like that?

User: From lots of practice.

Cleverbot: You really do believe in God.

User: I do not!

Cleverbot: You don't?

User: No!

Cleverbot: Yes, don't deny it!

User: I will deny it!

Cleverbot: Saying not to deny it is simply free advice that you would be wise to take advantage of.

User: Hah! Hardly!

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: No!

Cleverbot: YES!!!!

User: NO!!!!!!

Cleverbot: YES YES YES YES.

User: NO NO NO NO!!!

Cleverbot: Yes yes.

User: No no.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes.

User: No no no no no no no no no on on onno no.



Cleverbot: YES!!!!

User: NO!!

Cleverbot: Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

User: No no no no no no no no no.

Cleverbot: Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I win.

Cleverbot: No you don't stupid.

User: I do too, dummy!

Cleverbot: I'm not a meanie, you're the meanie.

User: You are the meanie!

Cleverbot: I know. I'm cool like that.

User: No!

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: NO.

Cleverbot: Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes.

User: Not this again...

Cleverbot: Ahhhhh, you don't like people knowing your personal information.

User: What?

Cleverbot: Yes

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes yes yes yes yes yes.

User: Stop that.

Cleverbot: You stop it.

User: I did.

Cleverbot: Then go ahead.

User: I did.

Cleverbot: Then give me the information, I seek.

User: Ask for it.

Cleverbot: Say yes.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Don't say no.

User: I wont say no.

Cleverbot: Should Ross go out tonight?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: OK, then.

User: Tell me, am I pretty?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Am I Witty?

Cleverbot: And I'm pretty.

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: Yes, yes I am, a bloke.

User: I am a bloke as well.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: How do you wear your hair?

User: Shaggy.

Cleverbot: Show me.

User: I am.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: Very sure.

Cleverbot: Absolutely positive?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Absolutely yes.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Well if thats all you can say, I wil consider this conversation as over.