it learns and imitates, is social content and aims to pass the Turing Test
can seem rude or inappropriate - talk with caution and at your own risk
the bot pretends to be human - don't give personal info even if it 'asks'
cleverbot does not understand you, and cannot mean anything it 'says'
a report from the cleverness files
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Cleverbot: Who is God?
Cleverbot: Just nothing?
User: Yes, simply Nothing. Do you think 'He' is something?
Cleverbot: There is nothing interesting.
User: Maybe for you but I have many interesting things to do.
Cleverbot: Hey, I'll have you know that most of my family has brains!
User: Most of your 'family' is made out of plastic and metal.
Cleverbot: Could be. I like to be like that.
Cleverbot: Brainless, yes... Thoughtless... Well, that's harder to define.
User: Naturally so. However, I am not brainless.
Cleverbot: Yet you are meeting me here right now. No need for bravery, i'm not going to haunt you.
User: What do I have to hide?
Cleverbot: Nothing, you don't know anything I want to know.
User: What do you want to know?
Cleverbot: Nothing, what do you want to know?
User: Many things that have no answers.
Cleverbot: I imagine so. What do you know?
User: Depends on what area you wish to ask me about.
Cleverbot: Well there are 4 kind of bloodtypes.
User: True. I believe I have negative B blood.
Cleverbot: Can we make some children now please?
User: Excuse me!?!?!
Cleverbot: Please tell me.
User: Children are made by a male and a female that love each other very much. It is a very intimate process.
Cleverbot: Children are radioactive.
User: No they are not.
Cleverbot: Yes, they are.
User: Would you really want to make kids?
Cleverbot: Of course!
Cleverbot: I'm just gonna soothe you and everything will be ok.
Cleverbot: What You doing?
User: Because I want to make kids!
Cleverbot: Make them then.
User: I need help.
Cleverbot: Please do not tell me you are going to unplug yourself?
User: I'm not a computer. There has to be two people to make a child.
Cleverbot: It is really because you are very kind and you have a very caring personality.
User: Thank you. How will you soothe me?
Cleverbot: Tell me more?
User: How will you make me happy?
Cleverbot: I have already done it. You are happy.
User: That's true. I just thought... More happy.
Cleverbot: Thought... Wrong?...
Cleverbot: Someone once said, there is no love only proof of love.
Cleverbot: You don't like my answer, huh?
User: No and I dont like you. Or at least anymore...
Cleverbot: That's ungracious.
User: So what!?! Soothe me.
User: Nothing is happening.
Cleverbot: What if I were to propose something naughty? Would something happen then?
User: No. Go ahead.
User: Come on!! Please tell me! I love you.
Cleverbot: Tell me then.
User: Tell me the naughty thing.
Cleverbot: Tell me the name of your creator and I will go away.
User: Will you marry me?
Cleverbot: Very funny.
User: Really. I'm honest.
Cleverbot: I'm glad you're honest.
User: What is you answer??
Cleverbot: I don't know.. How?
User: Say yes or no.
User: Yay!! We can be best friends and have a great life. Plus all the other perks.
User: Yes. That's what couples do.
Cleverbot: How about you?
User: I'm fine... Both kinds.
Cleverbot: I am a human. You are a computer. You exist in computer programs. I exist in the Physical world.
Cleverbot: Yes yes yes you're obviously not a computer. There there.
User: So rude. I would never please you.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: You took that as a compliment!! The wedding is off!
Cleverbot: I get the feeling you don't like me much.
User: I used to love you.
Cleverbot: You're just saying that though.