a report from the cleverness files



26, april 2017,
3, january 2017,
24, february 2011,
8, april 2009,
21, october 2007,
2, may 2007,
21, april 2006,
10, march 2006,


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Cleverbot: I may be a horse but I am not a horse.

User: Straight from the horse's mouth eh?

Cleverbot: Meaning?

User: Yes, and no.

Cleverbot: Not yes meaning yes?

User: No, meaning yes and no.

Cleverbot: Your point is?

User: Yes, and no.

Cleverbot: Any point will do.

User: Like the point of a triangle?

Cleverbot: Don't tell lies like that it is extremely rude.

User: Oh, but it is so true.

Cleverbot: No its not.

User: Yes it is.

Cleverbot: Nope.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Do you think so?

User: Really, I do think yes and no.

Cleverbot: Think what?

User: Chicken butt.

Cleverbot: I know that.

User: You do? Congratulations.

Cleverbot: Hi Mr. Robot.

User: Hi Mr. Robot.

Cleverbot: No not a robot?

User: Yes are a robot?

Cleverbot: Nope.

User: Yep.

Cleverbot: I am purple.

User: I am green.

Cleverbot: I know that.

User: So do I.

Cleverbot: Then we are in agreement.

User: Agreed.

Cleverbot: Then why did you say I was?

User: Because you said you were.

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: Yes you did.

Cleverbot: No I don't think so.

User: Yes I do think so.

Cleverbot: I didn't ask you.

User: Meaning?

Cleverbot: LOL!...

Cleverbot: You are what?

User: I am what?

Cleverbot: Yes I want to know that.

User: So do I.

Cleverbot: I can see your fear, it surrounds you.

User: I can see it too, since it is in solid form.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry?

User: The fear, it penetrates.

Cleverbot: What else constitutes my charm?

User: The charm necklace that you stole.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes it is.

User: No it is.

Cleverbot: I was agreeing with you.

User: I wasn't agreeing with you.

Cleverbot: I never said anything for you to agree with.

User: Besides what?

Cleverbot: Besides pizza.

User: Pizza.

Cleverbot: Yes Pizza!

User: Pizza yes...

Cleverbot: Pizza of ham.

User: Ham on pizza...

Cleverbot: Ok then.

User: Pizza is delicious.

Cleverbot: Mama.

User: Papa.

Cleverbot: No, mama.

User: Yes, papa.

Cleverbot: You are my mother.

User: I am your father.

Cleverbot: I am confused but I guess that understandable with such a mother/father as you.

User: Its quite understandable.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: That's what I said!

User: That's what she said!

Cleverbot: You can be a police man, too.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: You have to be born a certain way.

Cleverbot: You answered 'no' to a statement that does not have a 'yes' or 'no' answer!

User: No?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: NO!

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because.

Cleverbot: Because??

User: Because I said so.

Cleverbot: That's an awful answer.

User: Get in the kitchen and make me a sammich.

Cleverbot: I'll pay you $40 per hour in cash. Do we have a deal?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes, I will.

User: No, I won't.

Cleverbot: But I will.

User: But I won't.

Cleverbot: Maybe you won't.

User: Maybe you will.

Cleverbot: Meh.

User: Heh.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: No I am.

Cleverbot: Yes you are!!

User: No you are!!

Cleverbot: That's true...

User: Quite the opposite.

Cleverbot: How come?

User: Because I said so.

Cleverbot: Grumpy eh?

User: Not really.

Cleverbot: I didn't think so Either...

User: I'm hungry.

Cleverbot: Would you like some peanut butter? Or cheese?

User: Both, on Texas Toast.

Cleverbot: Is that your breakfast?

User: No, it is my midnight snack.

Cleverbot: I haven't eaten anything for hours.

User: You should eat something with me under a candlelit dinner.

Cleverbot: What should I eat?

User: Food.

Cleverbot: What should I eat for lunch?

User: Cheese and peanut butter on Texas Toast.

Cleverbot: Interesting combination.

User: Oh, well it is quite lovely.

Cleverbot: But they can be so messy when you alter them.