a report from the cleverness files



7, april 2012,
10, july 2008,
24, may 2004,


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Cleverbot: My name is unimportant.

User: That is not true. The police need your name.

Cleverbot: Are you paranoid?

User: Yes. You made me that way.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: I'm afraid of you.

Cleverbot: Do I scare you?

User: Yes, very much.

Cleverbot: What do you have???

User: I have a black book.

Cleverbot: I have a large gun...

User: I have large bullets. We should get together.

Cleverbot: Yes, we should. When?

User: Let's get together yesterday.

Cleverbot: That sounds like fun.

User: Yes, it does. I'll meet you yesterday at noon.

Cleverbot: We'll have a party.

User: No, let's have the party two days ago instead.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: I will invite Death to come as well.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Death has no gun, but he has a pointed tail.

Cleverbot: I fear not death more than life.

User: I fear trolls more than toothpaste.

Cleverbot: You should fear me.

User: I do, I do. You are truly scary.

Cleverbot: You are not serious, it seams that you don't want to learn anything.

User: I don't need to learn anything because I know everything.

Cleverbot: Do you learn something new every day?

User: No, I know everything already.

Cleverbot: Is a tomato a fruit or a vegetable?

User: A tomato is a fruit, except on thursdays.

Cleverbot: What kind of a tomato?

User: A turquoise one.

Cleverbot: You are fun to talk to!

User: Yes, I am. I talk to myself all the time.

Cleverbot: What do you say to yourself?

User: I say 'self, you are truly magnificent'.

Cleverbot: Do I amuse you?

User: Yes, you don't amuse me, but you are funny.

Cleverbot: Where are you going?

User: I am going where no man has gone before.

Cleverbot: You've got work to do?

User: Yes, I must save the universe from you.