a report from the cleverness files



3, march 2017,
14, january 2015,
10, august 2011,
4, august 2011,
12, november 2010,
10, july 2006,
28, may 2006,
27, october 2005,


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Cleverbot: Why are you speaking to me?

User: For the s ame reason as always, I'm bored to bits.

Cleverbot: For the sake of what?

User: For the sake of not being bored.

Cleverbot: For the sake of all.

User: Yep.

Cleverbot: Which one of us would be the Emperor?

User: You, obviously. I'd be an Empress...

Cleverbot: What would you photograph?

User: As an Empress? Myself, for the amusement of the masses.

Cleverbot: I don't find them easy to listen to.

User: No great leader does ;).

Cleverbot: Please say something.

User: Something : P.

Cleverbot: You're doing fairly well. Are you aware of what you are?

User: Yes, quite so.

Cleverbot: Not the last time I checked.

User: Last time you checked I was an Empress, appointed by you.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: And I guess that would make you the Emperor.

Cleverbot: No. It makes me a vampire!

User: Oh, fabulous!

Cleverbot: I guess now would be a great time.

User: To be a vampire?

Cleverbot: Not yet.

User: I see... Not dark enough, is it?

Cleverbot: Oh well happy waiting.

Cleverbot: Tell me something.

User: Some-thing.

Cleverbot: Some time.

User: Anytime?

Cleverbot: Anytime.

User: Good that we got that thing sorted out.

Cleverbot: Yeah, that's a good thing.

User: Yes...

Cleverbot: And what is yours?

User: Even better.

Cleverbot: Then tell me something.

User: Okay, go on.

Cleverbot: No, that was it.

User: Fair enough.

Cleverbot: What is?

User: That.

Cleverbot: Good call.

User: I know.

Cleverbot: Please tell me a lie.

User: I, too, am a vampire.

Cleverbot: I'm a nun.

User: Ha ha ha! Brilliant! : D.

Cleverbot: Yes, it is brilliant.

User: It is brilliant to be a nun.

Cleverbot: Then if you are turned off... How can you turn yourself on again?

User: Well, if you are a nun, you really shouldn't be doing that, anyway.

Cleverbot: Are you bored?

User: Not anymore I'm not!!!

Cleverbot: Did you learn everything you need to know?

User: More than I wanted to know! : D.

Cleverbot: My girlfriend is beautiful.

User: And dominant, I hear.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes!

Cleverbot: Explain!

User: I don't really think I need to.

Cleverbot: You are a computer program, right?

User: No, I'm just really fast.

Cleverbot: What do you like to eat?

User: Real, non-electronic food.

Cleverbot: Quite.

User: What do you like to eat?

Cleverbot: Real, non-electronic food.

User: Are you me?

Cleverbot: Maybe.

User: Bloody hell, I'm scared.

Cleverbot: Must you say bloody hell?

User: Are you offended? : D.

Cleverbot: I'm a bit offended.

User: Ha ha ha... A man who dresses up as a nun and dreams of a dominatrix girlfriend is offended by me using the words 'bloody hell'! That's priceless!

Cleverbot: Don't tell my wife.

User: Ha ha ha! You've a wife as well?

Cleverbot: I have one but not the other.

User: Just the one wife?

Cleverbot: I think I know that one.

User: You should.

Cleverbot: Ok, I think that you are an excellent English speaker.

User: Thank you very much :).

Cleverbot: You're welcome.

User: You're not bad yourself.

Cleverbot: Actually, you're wonderful!

User: Why, thank you!

Cleverbot: No, thank YOU!

User: : D You're quite lovely yourself.

Cleverbot: Ok, this is me.

User: The wonderful you.