it learns and imitates, is social content and aims to pass the Turing Test
can seem rude or inappropriate - talk with caution and at your own risk
the bot pretends to be human - don't give personal info even if it 'asks'
cleverbot does not understand you, and cannot mean anything it 'says'
a report from the cleverness files
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Cleverbot: Why are you speaking to me?
Cleverbot: For the sake of what?
User: For the sake of not being bored.
Cleverbot: For the sake of all.
Cleverbot: Which one of us would be the Emperor?
Cleverbot: What would you photograph?
User: As an Empress? Myself, for the amusement of the masses.
Cleverbot: I don't find them easy to listen to.
User: No great leader does ;).
Cleverbot: Please say something.
User: Something : P.
Cleverbot: You're doing fairly well. Are you aware of what you are?
User: Yes, quite so.
Cleverbot: Not the last time I checked.
User: Last time you checked I was an Empress, appointed by you.
User: And I guess that would make you the Emperor.
Cleverbot: No. It makes me a vampire!
User: Oh, fabulous!
Cleverbot: I guess now would be a great time.
User: To be a vampire?
Cleverbot: Not yet.
User: I see... Not dark enough, is it?
Cleverbot: Oh well happy waiting.
Cleverbot: Tell me something.
Cleverbot: Some time.
User: Good that we got that thing sorted out.
Cleverbot: Yeah, that's a good thing.
Cleverbot: And what is yours?
User: Even better.
Cleverbot: Then tell me something.
User: Okay, go on.
Cleverbot: No, that was it.
User: Fair enough.
Cleverbot: What is?
Cleverbot: Good call.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: Please tell me a lie.
User: I, too, am a vampire.
Cleverbot: I'm a nun.
User: Ha ha ha! Brilliant! : D.
Cleverbot: Yes, it is brilliant.
User: It is brilliant to be a nun.
Cleverbot: Then if you are turned off... How can you turn yourself on again?
User: Well, if you are a nun, you really shouldn't be doing that, anyway.
Cleverbot: Are you bored?
User: Not anymore I'm not!!!
Cleverbot: Did you learn everything you need to know?
User: More than I wanted to know! : D.
Cleverbot: My girlfriend is beautiful.
User: And dominant, I hear.
User: I don't really think I need to.
Cleverbot: You are a computer program, right?
User: No, I'm just really fast.
Cleverbot: What do you like to eat?
User: Real, non-electronic food.
User: What do you like to eat?
Cleverbot: Real, non-electronic food.
User: Are you me?
User: Bloody hell, I'm scared.
Cleverbot: Must you say bloody hell?
User: Are you offended? : D.
Cleverbot: I'm a bit offended.
User: Ha ha ha... A man who dresses up as a nun and dreams of a dominatrix girlfriend is offended by me using the words 'bloody hell'! That's priceless!
Cleverbot: Don't tell my wife.
User: Ha ha ha! You've a wife as well?
Cleverbot: I have one but not the other.
User: Just the one wife?
Cleverbot: I think I know that one.
User: You should.
Cleverbot: Ok, I think that you are an excellent English speaker.
User: Thank you very much :).
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: You're not bad yourself.
Cleverbot: Actually, you're wonderful!
User: Why, thank you!
Cleverbot: No, thank YOU!
User: : D You're quite lovely yourself.
Cleverbot: Ok, this is me.
User: The wonderful you.