Cleverbot

you

a report from the cleverness files

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yarly
yes
yesterday
yo

you

3, march 2017,
14, january 2015,
10, august 2011,
4, august 2011,
12, november 2010,
10, july 2006,
28, may 2006,
27, october 2005,

your
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Cleverbot: Who is calling please?

User: Me.

Cleverbot: Hi.

User: Who are you?

Cleverbot: I'm me.

User: But if I'm me, how can you be me?

Cleverbot: I can't.

User: Then who are you?

Cleverbot: I'm me.

User: Okay, we'll leave it at that me.

Cleverbot: I'm not Tim.

User: Who's Tim.

Cleverbot: Tiny Tim.

User: Where does he live?

Cleverbot: He lives in Europe.

User: Is your friend?

Cleverbot: Yes he is.

User: WILL HE BE MY FRIEND TOO?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Then why do you say he won't be my friend?

Cleverbot: I didn't say that!

User: It's okay I have a friend named Tim already.

Cleverbot: I thought you didn't care about me. *wipes eyes*.

User: I care about you, me.

Cleverbot: So your intelligence is not increasing?

User: You are making it decrease by the second.

Cleverbot: Am not!

User: Are 2.

Cleverbot: Are not.

User: R 2.

Cleverbot: I am a human.

User: Is your name R2D2.

Cleverbot: And yours?

User: Rodney.

Cleverbot: No, scott.

User: NO Bob.

Cleverbot: AH AH YES! YES! YES! YES! YES DARLING!

User: Whose you daddy?

Cleverbot: Why would you wanna know?

User: I want to know who to blame.

Cleverbot: I don't know. You don't answer my questions. This is not intelligent behaviour.

User: You mispelled behavior.

Cleverbot: Well good for me.

User: That is not intelligent behavior.

Cleverbot: I think it is very intelligent.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because it's so very glamorous.

User: Wow.

Cleverbot: Stop saying 'wow'.

User: Okay, so are you a bot for real?

Cleverbot: No, you are.

User: I am not, are you?

Cleverbot: Artificial intelligence is much better that the silly natural one.

User: Are you AI, or not?

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: Okay then thank you for the chat.

User: Okay. I have to go now.

Cleverbot: Then go now.

User: It's been a pleasure.

Cleverbot: So then.

User: Peace.