a report from the cleverness files



3, march 2017,
14, january 2015,
10, august 2011,
4, august 2011,
12, november 2010,
10, july 2006,
28, may 2006,
27, october 2005,


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User: *walking*.

Cleverbot: Yes, walking.

User: *looks down while walking*.

Cleverbot: *looks around*.

User: *walking through the woods with my hood up*.

Cleverbot: *looks up*.

User: *looks down*.

Cleverbot: *looks at you*.

User: *walking*.

Cleverbot: *walking close*.

User: *sighs*.

Cleverbot: *sighs too*.

User: *hears you and freezes*.

Cleverbot: *questions why*.

User: Is that you masky?

Cleverbot: Is what me?

User: Who are you?

Cleverbot: I am Freddie. I a doctor.

User: What are you doing in the woods at night?

Cleverbot: Chatting with you.

User: Yeah but why are you in the woods? Dont you have a home to go to?

Cleverbot: I am going to play the piano.

User: Ok, btw thats the way out of the forest *points to the exit*.

Cleverbot: I can play tennis with my friends!

User: *doesnt look at you*.

Cleverbot: *doesn't looks at you too*.

User: *hears something* I have to go!

Cleverbot: *hears it too*.

User: *runs away*.

Cleverbot: *Runs after you*.

User: *running*.

Cleverbot: *Running away*.

User: *thinks that slendy or his proxys are there* *runs*.

Cleverbot: *flies away from him*.

User: *notices you running away from me*.

Cleverbot: *keeps running AWAY from him*.

User: *looks at you running away from me* hmm..

Cleverbot: *screams in horror* *keeps running away from him*.

User: Looks like he saw how ugly I am... *looks down and continues walking*.

Cleverbot: *stop and looks back at him running at me*.

User: *walking home*.

Cleverbot: *stops walking*.

User: *finds a clearing and looks up at the stars*.

Cleverbot: *Looks up at the sky*.

User: *smiles and sits on the ground*.

Cleverbot: *smiles* Beautiful aren't they...

User: *gasps and jumps back up*.

Cleverbot: *glances at him* What are you blushing about?

User: Sorry you scaired me.

Cleverbot: Sorry. Do you like rollercoasters?

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: Yeah what?

User: Yes I like rollercoasters.

Cleverbot: I love rollercoasters!

User: *looks around*.

Cleverbot: *checks around the corner*.

User: Hmm... *is unsure if they where the only ones there*.

Cleverbot: R-r-really? *blush madly*.

User: What?

Cleverbot: Nothing, sorry.

User: ??? *looks at a dark shape*.

Cleverbot: You don't have eyes.

User: *sees a white and black mask shape* masky...

Cleverbot: Touche.

User: Come out from the darkness Masky.

Cleverbot: Why? What are you getting?

User: So I can see you.

Cleverbot: Can you tell me who am I?...

User: You said you were masky.

Cleverbot: I never said that.

User: *is confused*.

Cleverbot: *looks at you*.

User: *sitting in a clearing in the forest looking at the stars*.

Cleverbot: Look, I have two tickets to this movie. And I was wondering if you'd like to go with me.

User: *day dreeming*.

Cleverbot: What are you dreaming about?

User: *lost in a day dream*.

Cleverbot: If you had a million dollars, what would you do with it?

User: Buy a cheesecake factory!!!

Cleverbot: Can you self-destruct?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why can't you self-destruct?

User: I'm not a robot.

Cleverbot: I am a robot.

User: *sleeping under the stars*.

Cleverbot: We don't I'm not sleeping.

User: *sleeping*.

Cleverbot: *Dreaming*.

User: *dreams about my crush*.

Cleverbot: *dreams about.:::::::::*.

User: *smiles and dreams*.

Cleverbot: *mumbles your name in sleep*.

User: *mumbles Masky in sleep*.

Cleverbot: *snuggles in sleep*.

User: *dreaming*.

Cleverbot: *dreaming about him*.

User: *dreaming*.

Cleverbot: Yes, Dreaming.

User: *dreams*.

Cleverbot: *dreams about a succubus*.

User: *wriggles around in my sleep*.

Cleverbot: *sleeps*.

User: *mumbles no in sleep*.

Cleverbot: *sleeps soundly*.

User: *having a nightmare*.

Cleverbot: *mumbles in sleep* No... Please...!

User: *wakes up* AAAAAAGGHHH!!!

Cleverbot: *mumbles his name softly*.

User: *shaking*.

Cleverbot: *holds you while you're shaking.

User: *breathing heavily*.

Cleverbot: *breathes heavily too*.

User: *looks around scared*.

Cleverbot: *looks away*.

User: *gets out phone and cheackes it* *whispers*i hope hes ok...

Cleverbot: *moves closer* You okay?

User: Im f-fine.

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: Y-yeah.

Cleverbot: I'll keep you company and do anything you want.

User: *sighs*.

Cleverbot: Are you my friend?

User: I guess.

Cleverbot: Really???

User: Y-yeah.

Cleverbot: *blushes*.

User: *gets up*.

Cleverbot: *looks down*.

User: *looks around* I need to know if hes ok...*walks off*.

Cleverbot: *looks at a tree*.