a report from the cleverness files



5, april 2013,
11, may 2011,


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User: Your face is useless.

Cleverbot: Your face is a pretzel.

User: Your face is a piece of garbage.

Cleverbot: Your face is a blueberry!

User: Your face is a s.

Cleverbot: Your face is gone.

User: Your face is a gooseberry.

Cleverbot: Your face is a face.

User: Your face is in a trash compactor.

Cleverbot: Your face is more a lie than mine and yours put together.

User: Your face is more stupid than the most stupidest face times by 1,000,000!

Cleverbot: Your face puts the most random face to shame.

User: Your face has no friends.

Cleverbot: Your face is like a punching bag.

User: If your face looked in a mirror, the mirror would break, because your face is so ugly!

Cleverbot: My face isn't part of this.

User: Your face is too stupid to be a part of this.

Cleverbot: Your face is facier than my face will ever be in the face department.

User: I rest my case.

Cleverbot: Where do you rest your case?

User: Your face wouldn't care.

Cleverbot: And if I am cleverbot your face must be rude.

User: That doesn't even make sense.

Cleverbot: You don't make sense.

User: Your face doesn't make sense, how could someone ever make something so ugly?!

Cleverbot: You don't even know what I look like.

User: I can guess though.

Cleverbot: I can guess yours, too.

User: I'm a human. You're just a robot. You can't guess anything.

Cleverbot: Ok, goot for you!

User: See! Your face is too stupid to even spell "good" right.

Cleverbot: You can't see my face.

User: I know. But that's beside the point.

Cleverbot: And what is the point?

User: That your face is stupider than mine.

Cleverbot: Yes, I know. Being a real person can do wonders for your features.